luscious vicar

I have now used a combination of cross stitch and pritt stick to attach my hat to my scalp. Never again will you get your greasy mitts on the most beautiful hat asda ever made. See you Sunday

anyone else?

Project:venhell have tickets for the 1st night of the T-break Showases 2006 to give away. The show is in the Liquidrooms in Edinburgh and doors are 7pm on Sunday 7th May.The line up is as follows: Amplifico Cartelle Found Magdalen Green Project:venhell The Tabernacle Tickets are first come first served so get in touch by sending a PM to myself or Emailing projectvenhell@hotmail.co.uk if you are interested

Project:venhell might let you touch them but are very sensitive

free entry!!

free entry!!

Brighton based band Epideme and Portsmouth band You're Smiling Now But We'll All Turn Into Demons are continuing their UK tour tonight and are due to play the open mic night at the MOORINGS. Epideme have had shows with the likes of Deerhoof, Q And Not U, Part Chimp, Lords, I'm Being Good, The Coachwhips, Cat on Form, Charlottefield, Cove, Bearsuit. They also have a self released 7" which was played on John Peel show. Demons have a ten track album out and a split with Escanna. They have recently finished recording with Steve of 'Cat on Form', 'Projections' & 'Blood Red Shoes' fame. Check them out http://www.epideme.tk http://www.myspace.com/thedemons

Brighton based band Epideme and Portsmouth band You're Smiling Now But We'll All Turn Into Demons are continuing their UK tour tonight and are due to play the open mic night at the MOORINGS. Epideme have had shows with the likes of Deerhoof, Q And Not U, Part Chimp, Lords, I'm Being Good, The Coachwhips, Cat on Form, Charlottefield, Cove, Bearsuit. They also have a self released 7" which was played on John Peel show. Demons have a ten track album out and a split with Escanna. They have recently finished recording with Steve of 'Cat on Form', 'Projections' & 'Blood Red Shoes' fame. Check them out http://www.epideme.tk http://www.myspace.com/thedemons

radio 1 just said project:venhell. kewl

WOo HoO!! Simbiotic Shop is ready to rock. For you webby types go to www.simbioticstore.com/valentinebitch to purchase the album online. Go >here< to get reviews of the album, gig dates and lots of other exciting...stuff. Enjoy ... Norman Records says "its tremendous fun...vocals are nicely distorted and there are some aggressive, speaker shredding riffs and tight arrangements on this here 8 tracker of uncompromising punk rock...Music to wake the baby and piss off the missus". buy it at www.normanrecords.com We want the airwaves back fanzine says "these guys come at you like they’re chasing you with a pointed stick, making you dress up in clothes you’d never wear and send you home crying to your momma." www.airwavesback.com

...can now also be bought online from Norman Records(www.normanrecords.com), avalanche in glasgow, Edgeworld in Brighton(i think) and soon to be available via simbiotic(www.simbioticstore.com/valentinebitch). Thanks

I love lightning bolt x x. Load Records inspired me to start Valentine Bitch

Yo the new album by those noisy fuckers project:venhell is out now. Buy it direct from Valentine Bitch Records for a measly 7 inc P&P. One of the album tracks is up for all to hear at www.myspace.com/projectvenhell. Its called "my face isn't Sally's". Listen If your interested in an album please email valentine_bitch@warpmail.net for more info. In the meantime please check out www.valentinebitch.co.uk for something to fill your time. Thanks VB luv ALso available in one up

I just realised hines, your name is obsolete. Project: Ven-Hell does not exist, only project:venhell. Fix this now or il ge ye a slap

YAHOO!! The Cd's arrived on my doorstep this morning. We will have lots to sell at the shows so you can wrap your clenched fist around one of these bad boys.

The album should hopefully be on sale at all the shows on the tour, I hope..Six measly pounds is all that is needed in exchange. The artwork is a picture that rikki venhell painted. cant really describe it further than it kinda looks like a green guy sucking his thumb on the back and a green fist kinda thing on the front..you'll need to see it i think cos that is the worst description of anything..ever.

Yo Just a quick update from the Valentine Bitch. All is looking good for the PVH album to be ready in time for the tour. Expect the CD to be around the 6 mark. Hope to see you all at the shows wherever you may be. Thanks more info at www.valentinebitch.co.uk

Yo Just a quick update from the Valentine Bitch. All is looking good for the PVH album to be ready in time for the tour. Expect the CD to be around the 6 mark. Hope to see you all at the shows wherever you may be. Thanks

This show makes me feel loverly

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The next PVH show is on the 19th January at the Tunnel's. Some CD's should be available at this show for those of you who don't know how to work the Postal Service.

we did think about taking a picture of all our faces and putting them in the spaces but couldnt be assed