Bonesaw Bazz

I'm not sure what you're all on about, this is possibly the most EXTREME thing I've ever seen.

I was accused of posted this pic and insulting him tonight. or, at least im guessing that's Polanski? All over this fucking shitty arsed award. Of which neither, i actually did. haha. My, my. I love living in a town full of village idiots.

That also goes for the retard who wishes to "beat me up, up a back alley" who based his reasoning upon the same (incorrect) facts. You know who you are.

All my comments were directed at the validity, or, more accurately, the lack of validity in The Fudge Awards. If you wish to take some of these insults on as your own, and be offended by them... knock yourself out...but at no point have i or indeed will i ever insult a musician. I will however take a pop at promotional tactics to win something... that, to be quite frank.. means as much as (as previously mentioned) a bag of bowel movement. We are all in the same "unsigned" boat and by no means consider myself or ourselves above any other Aberdeen band. Sayin that, i do find bands who only play Aberdeen desperately sad... but that's an entirely different point.

Hope that clears things up as i have nothing against Empyrea. All the guys i've met have been proper sound. No need to doubt the rest are the same... unless i have to go Bezerker up an Alley some night...but, i guess it'll be for calling him a retard now! mwahaha

Bazz

Aye, i'd go if it was just Chopper like...

Just read this on UGS; apparently it's their booking stipulations and guarantees etc- might be worth a look/ laugh for anyone even vaguely interested in this gig on any level, particularly whoever is thinking about booking it;

"We have two ways of booking this show:

1 Way:

*The bands play for 100% of the door after break even

with 20 euro (or the equivalent in whatever currency is used) tickets/entrance

fee. Promoter supplies proper P.A and Rider.

2nd Way:

*The band gets a guarantee of 3500 euro + 25% of the

door after break even. Venue/promoter supplies proper P.A and Rider.

Note: The bands bring full backline. Venue/promoter must provide a

proper P.A and sound engineer that is not retarded, deaf or can't speak English!

Also if the venue does not have a

shower, Venue/promoter must also pay for a hotel room nearby where we can get cleaned up.

The venue MUST have a backstage with room enough for both bands

The venue MUST have a stage; we don't play on the fucking floor!

The venue MUST have a space set up for our merch with proper lights

One (1) Local act is allowed as support, but to be honest, its not needed

Rider:

1 Hot meal pr travelling member, MEAT no vegetarian crap!

All beverages are to be served COLD!even the red wine.

2 Large pizzas with MOZZARELLA cheese, tomato/marinara

sauce, and pizza dough.

2 750 ml (or litre) bottle of Jim Beam (or 3 Litres of Jack Daniels)

1 Case of Guinness and 3 cases of high quality local beer with a minimum

alcohol percentage of 4.5%

44 Drink tickets if show is at a place that has a bar

12 Cans or bottles of sprite or ginger ale (super important, Seth cant sing

without this)

26 Cans or bottles of coke (plastic bottles will not do!)

24 Bottles of spring water and 2 bottles of cheap-ass red wine with a minimum alcohol percentage of 12%

2 Pack's of Marlboro lights cigarettes, 10 big towels, plenty of ice cubes,

cups, various sweets and snacks "

Never gonna happen... like i'd turn up anyway..

Addiction to cake and allergy to exercise are not disabilities.

Boys... to your rascals!

but Arthritis & Emphysema are. Along with prescribed steroids and the just plain NEED for food... of which, very little is actually consumed.

A person very close to me fits your sterotype in appearance... my list grows longer.

Ignorance is bliss. I'm taking names for when my killing spree begins.

Ah, well for some bizarre reason Sid told Alby he spotted someone with een. Wanted a copy to merge the sounds. Guessing not everyone was privy to your plans.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, is anyone ever?

x

mwahaha you think your short wee spell was bad? My relations have lasted at least 4years now.. hehe

Bootlegging yer own band... loser! haha

I had the minidisc setup bud, straight out the desk. Sid had his recorder for crowd experience/atmosphere etc too so gonna get him to mix em all together and see what happens... desk rec is decent.

Ah, well for some bizarre reason Sid told Alby he spotted someone with een. Wanted a copy to merge the sounds. Guessing not everyone was privy to your plans.

If anyone has pics from Friday, please pass them on. Also, i am lead to believe that someone recorded the event on a MiniDisc Recorder?? We'd really like a copy, if at all possible.

Cheers!

Bazz

Always a pleasure!

Thought you mob were playing on the 25th with Active Minds and The Wankys? We certainly won't be ready in time for it...

News to me buddy... If it was a choice of the Elgin or Glasgow show.. i'd pick Glasgow, as it has CAPTAIN CLEANOFF (Oz) & FUBAR (Hol) on the bill.

Elgin - 1st Aug - NewElgin Hall

Glasgow - 2nd Aug - 13th Note

Cheers!

ps. Jake: did ye like the "Peel Session" version of ENT then?

eh... check our spaz out. Aberdeen shows tend to be more last minute than the rest. Looks like November unless anything else turns up beforehand. Unless ye fancy treking to Elgin or Glasgow? haha

Eeeeeeeesh!!

Was a fucking awesome night. CHEERS! to all those who made it down and showed support. We were/are uber chuffed at the turnout and reception!

Roll on the 11th July, when we get to grind yer faces off, all over again. In The Moorings this time.

UGH!

Nothing personal like.. i'd still speak to ye in the pub

I kicked your ASS!!!!

Khunt

Aye.. Aaronman mentioned something about mp3's ye posted somewhere?? Giz the link ye loser!! mwahaha

Ok...we changed out mind. We played the Tunnels a couple of nights ago after some time off.

Fuck it, what's to be achieved by not playing locally?...and....what is to be achieved? I don't care!

We have a strong song...it's about the massacre in Beslan. We shall record soon.

I see a flaw in this... not got the hang of promotion huh?

In order to get people to come to your shows. Telling them BEFORE!!!!!!!! the event, might be a step forward.

lol Gary's fine, he's calmed down a lot since he got married. Bring up Everton, Liverpool, Football or get a drink in him and his scouse accent will show!! Got to love it!

aye, sure he slurred something similar at me last time our paths crossed. I found it irritating tbh... but hey, guess he's harmless. But a new direction should really be on the cards by now. I mean.... ANOTHER, Metallica-esque band? Eeecheee wah-wah...

Gary Hindley... that guy just won't go away!! He still have that fake as fuck Liverpool accent? haha

I'm a Fancy Parker?? It's all about the Getaway!!!

Where's that language from then? o_O For one who felt the need to mention spelling you're definitely shining bright here boyo + Yer letter swapping skills are inconsistently gash to boot. Its ok tho, i understand you're trying only trying to help - Internet flame wars boost album sales (MMW bootcamp lesson No. 1), right..?

I jest, come to the gig - Reckon you'd like a few of the bands.

xxx

mwahahahaha!!! As per usual Mr Rowlands doesn't actually read. Try again with a chinese accent (although it is racist), I was actually LOL'ing. But yeah, the reason for the terrible English on the poster.. a Malaysian did it.

here's another heavy band, heavy-band-fans. i rather like them... what do you reckon?

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too much for the moorings?

too much? haha maybe financially... i wouldn't know!! but musically... naw. They're no bad like

That was 2007 haha. We didn't step up a gear. We did fuckall just like 08 and 09.

Neon is the dogs balls

...before the aforementioned dog, licks the shit off them...

you've been to enough shows by now scorge... haha nae educated guess it?

i use these.. got them from Bruce Millers the last time.. which was years ago.

Bass Strings

i do indeed recall them. I'm sure i could scrape a project or 2 together... haha

I read this in the paper, where it had his name. Something like Mathew Brew. I noted the surname the most as i know a few Brew's. It was none of the brothers Brew!!

"She was going for a third guitar - his "Classic Explorer" when he finally put a stop to the carnage!" haha Full page spread in either EE or PnJ on Saturday.