New Found Power

I was beaten on this, but - "BUILD"? What the hell kind of verb is that to use for a t-shirt's creation?

Your shirt doesn't seem to fit.

An overused, ages-old joke that ceased to be funny long ago walks into this thread

...and feels perfectly at home.

If by "best thing ever", you mean "Totally and utterly retarded, and yet not at all funny on any level".

Be sure to wear your stab vest.

Might I add:

"Dunn oo like, s'psed t b ging to fay cluibs like esapioonage and liwued and prioery...spelluyung is attorcious...meh.. easy rake it!!"

and

"Judt, nt feeluing too hot like but bn frinking since aboot 4pm...might be at the flyueng circus laterr...."

What model is it?

saw it last night' date=' thought it was great, but, the plot hole about the microwave was an amzingly bad oversight...err...wouldn't that vaporise all the water in your body too mr Neeson ?...ah, bidy water is different to water water...[/quote']

That bothered me too, but in true golden age comic fashion, I'm just going to assume that a Wizard did it.

Also Amy.

She's great, and so are her boobs.

No. No he isn't.

At all.

Surely this is just another sign of the endtimes.

Homewrecker!

My mum works in admission at the hospital, and once admitted a guy called Randy Strongman..that's my personal favourite.

Johnnie Walker and Ginger Beer for spirits, and Dos Equis with lime for beers.

I also recently started drinking Singapore slings like they're going out of fashion. Goddamn.

So, thirteen pages in and nobody wants to mee me?

Oh, FUCK you guys.

I think the going into a shop and asking for make-believe products is the best one' date=' or even buying something shit like an apple - which the til operator has to weigh - one after the other in the express que... zaney![/quote']

...And you'd be perfectly happy if that happened on your till, right?

What if the banana is at a different angle to the box?

Batman was ALWAYS shit scary.

And on a nerdier note, I think the thing in the film is his cape's made of a semi-rigid fabric that solidifies when an electrical current is bassed through it, so it can be used for gliding.

Hence the big-ness.

I found my new avatar.

period blood' date=' vomit and excrement. all mixed together and heated up.[/quote']

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Araldite.

I believe in it' date=' My mum's ex husband tried to kill her on a number of occasions and later died of cancer. One of my mum's bosses made her life hell, she later died of cancer. My sisters (much older) boyfriend treat her like shit, he died in september... of cancer. When my dad was a teen he was bullied by this guy who rode a motorbike and one day he stepped over the line with my dad but he held himself back, the guy rode off into the sunset.... crashed his bike and died.

It's kinda scary to think of it actually.[/quote']

Or maybe your family's just got crazy mystical revenge powers?

I find it hard to believe in karma when I constantly see great things happening to awful people, and awful things happening to people who've done nothing to deserve them.

Clint Eastwood as The Outlaw Josey Wales. Or pretty much every other character that Clint's played in a western, they're all the same anyway. Nobody does a squinting hardass on a quest for revenge better.

"My opposition to the death penalty is fairly core, I object to the damage it does to my spirit for my government to kill people because my government is supposed to be me and I object to me killing people." - Steve Earle.

Anyone who is in favour of the death penalty should first take a step back and consider whether they would really, truly be willing to throw the switch or push the plunger on the needle and end that person's life. And if you wouldn't be willing to do it yourself, why do you support it at all?

Not to mention that it begs the question...if you would be willing to, are you any better than the criminal on the receiving end?

I would sooner stick a snake down my trousers and trust it not to bite me than trust you.

That sounds like a neat party trick.