New Found Power

^^What he said.

Oh dear what a pity never mind.

Nail Varnish Remover?

Worth a shot, as it's a hell of a lot nicer to your skin than all those ^^^.

The more you think about the inevitability, the closer you get to the point of thinking "fuck it, why wait?", and hanging yourself with your shoelaces.

Wish I'd gone now...goddamn work.

What a crock of shit, that's not how I do it at all.

Huzzah for the shopkeep!

Yer I'd be a hoot if I did a rorsach test...

Break the guy's pinkies and make him tell us where it REALLY came from?

nobody will get this.

I'll play cello for you.

On rollerblades.

In a bunny outfit.

Or

???

This is important.

I just watched the clip. So fuuunnny! Because, like, a white guy tried to use black guy comedy. And, in the process, he offends his colleagues! Ahahaha!! So fuuunny. And so fresh. I would've never seen that joke coming in a million years!

So fresh.

I never watched the office past the first episode which I half-watched and wasn't too keen on, but HOLY SHIT IT'S BRICK FROM ANCHORMAN.

Sounds like the Cantina band from Star Wars falling down a mine shaft.

In the nicest possible way.

It doesn't look like they're flapping their arms hard enough.

Little shits.

It's always a Saturday night/Sunday morning' date=' so it is 01.00 am on Sunday Mar 27th, which becomes 02.00am.

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You forgot to say FROSTYFACT.

My calendar reveals nothing. NOTHING!!!

Ok, ok, it was me, posting as her. To replace a post which was her posting as me. I admit my shameful treachery, and hang my head in defeat.

I blame immigrants.

"We have been made a complete laughing stock. Our tough image has been destroyed and is beginning to affect our music.

Oh, faaaabulous!

You don't get shops selling cheap leeks on St. Davids Day. Or cheap Komodo Dragons at pet shops on St. George's Day.

Maybe not yet...but this is a fantastic idea.

As promised...

it was ok....but nothing beats a certain faimly guy character...

Tom Tucker: "and now its time for the black weather"

Black Weatherman:"ITS GONNA RAIN!"

I see your blackie weater forecast, and raise you Greg the weather-mime.

But most shockingly of all, whoever would've guessed that it would ever come down to the Tories and the Lords acting in defence of civil liberties and ethnic minorities?

one tries

laeto were great. didn't get to see much of them though.

i'd forgotten about nicky casino's speech. what a lovely poem' date=' the mans a star. i need a copy of that. someone tell him please?[/quote']

I have the (autographed) original in my jacket, I'll scan it in tonight when I'm home from work.

Then I'll put it in a bank vault and wait for it's value to skyrocket.

i used to respect you

If you didn't get that joke, you SUCK!!!!

Do spaghetti westerns count as Italian or American?