New Found Power

and any complaints about that controllers being too big are null and void since the new controllers are a lot smaller (mind you I actually liked the huge old controllers!)

Making them smaller still doesn't excuse the fact that they have the most retarded control layout since the "Hey, people can just grow an extra hand!" N64 atrocities.

PS2 or die!

I had blood taken last week, and have more to be taken on Thursday morning.

I fucking hate needles.

This thread has the T-Virus and now it's back from the dead and eating people and I only have a red jem' date=' a blue herb and four rounds of beretta ammo and i left my combat knife in a chest back at the police station!!!!![/quote']

Too much.

Crowbar to the face.

CoC - Seven days.

God, I can't fucking wait for the new album.

Wait...what?

Wait, he's planning more attacks?

Oh gee whiz, run for the hills! The world's most infamous terrorist is thinking about possibly maybe attacking again? Whoever would've thought it?

What a steaming pile of scaremongering horseshit.

Exactly.

And for the record' date=' I didn't.[/quote']

Don't you look at me in that tone of voice.

He probably did it, but is not necessarily guilty, as such.

If you get what I mean.

Pastrami, Pepperoni and Ham with mustard, lettuce and salt in thick white bread.

Fear my awesome sandwichy power.

I wear glasses for distance viewing - actually I only ever use them for lectures at Uni and watching cartoons, because they make the lines so much sharper.

I remember seeing these in the paper, though I think they were taken on the shore of Lake Geneva, not in Canada.

It's ace - a perk of working in a video store' date=' we get all sorts of ace promo stuff that I, er, steal. We have man-sized cardboard standees of The Hulk and Spiderman in our living room too.[/quote']

The first time I read that, I thought it said "life-sized" and envisaged a 25-foot square cardboard behemoth.

He's stealing shit CDs from strangers and selling them on, then using the profits to buy "proper" music for the previous victims.

Like Robin Hood, but with less of a predilection for tights.

i hope.

DISPROVEN.

Another angry insistence upon "Fing-longer".

I haven't the faintest idea.

I probably didn't enjoy it, though.

Lindsay Whorley.

Oh dear what a pity never mind.

Oh dear what a pity never mind.

FROSTYFACT.

Oh Frostyfacts, how we've missed you!

I don't care, so long as Bender is featured prominently.

Okay guys' date=' turn off the computer. Dayeth just won the internet.[/quote']

I hear he used a level select to jump to the final boss level.

SP2's doing me fine right now - the spyware program microsoft put out did intrigue me a wee bit mind! deleting internet explorer......well done bill' date=' you've done it again....[/quote']

You do know that the article you're talking about was a parody, right?

Beaten like a red-headed step child.