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This is all just further proof that the President of Iran is either totally insane, or an Iranian tribute to Borat and we all just don't get the joke.

I honestly refuse to believe that any human being has the force of will to sit and watch darts on tv, when they have (at the very least) three other channels to change over to and spare themselves.

apart form the bit about belfast' date=' i thought that was shite.

and the accents were fucking terrible.[/quote']

Totally agreed.

The President of Iran better watch the fuck out.

Fw:FW:FW: LOL!!!!

Penn and Teller are going to pay you a visit in the night, and nobody will ever hear from or see you again.

I agree with all of this 100%. I have NOTHING against other races immigrating' date=' but I have EVERYTHING against inverse racism and the lark. I'm not saying every immigrant kicks up a fuss, but there are some who do, and it pisses me off! I've seen examples of it personally, so this isn't an unfounded opinion. I don't see this article as facist or racist either. The writer of the article is NOT giving the finger to all immigrants, just those who come here, live off our system, raise children here, only to bomb us / go to war against us / disrespect our culture. I think it's fair dues. Inverse racism is every bit as shit as racism and should be taken in the same serious note.

(end of rant)

Andy xx[/quote']

You're clearly some kind of mental defective, I can't imagine how awkward it is for you to try and hide that at those big Klan meets.

I mean really.....you're the sort of person that believes that a non-Christian community would be bothered about "Christmas lights", aren't you? Remarkable.

Im going to be a geek here.. but the reason men have nipples is similar to the reason some men are gay...

At one point in the womb we have to sex and we are giving certain body parts (Inc Nipples) until the chromosoms fully mix and we become fully male or fully female... Some men and women still have a bit of both DNA so to speak so therefore being gay..

All of this is true, you know. You can't question it or point out that it's profoundly retarded and false. It's Science!

my tits rule.

Save me, Superma...uh...gir...uh...oh fuck it, I think I'd rather just die in this fire.

That's right Sigmund, I REALLY WANT TO FUCK MY MOTHER.

I'm so fucking sick of Crowbar touring in support of bands that they're miles better than.

Oh well, at least they're going up in the world from last time....

You rat bastard.

Shocked middle-class housewives complain on Reporting Scotland.

Nobody cares.

Kill all your friends, then yourself.

Bump for interest?

Yeah, "The filling just spills out of the baguette" just says "they can't make sandwiches properly" to me.

NY Deli is opening where the photo factory used to be on schoolhill as soon as they get it all set up. Huzzah!

If my exams aren't finished by the 24th, I shall cry like a child.

Good for you.

Oh goddamnit, the London one is the week after my birthday, but I don't know when my exams are so I don't know if I'l be able to go.

What happened to the Glasgow date?

Fuck! wonder what happened.

other news on that site' date=' they're going to remake Predator with John Cena in Arnie's role. Why?[/quote']

Because Hollywood hates us.

They're also remaking Robocop!

You seriously believe a 13-year old is going to come on here, discover a new word that he's never ever heard before because Mummy and Daddy never let him outside without his earplugs in and television is a despicable sin? You think anyone's got a decent enough grasp of music to care about it without having encountered swearing? You're actually bothered by swearing yourself?

I'm utterly astonished. STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS CAN NEVER HURT ME.

Got a Boss MetalZone and an MXR Dime Distortion, if you're interested.

Where is this NY Deli place?

According to snapfax there's one on Schoolhill too, bit I'm buggered if I can find it.

Maybe it exists in some sort of trans-dimensional realm that only those with an authentic noo-yoik accent can gain access to?

Hardly used, selling it to put the cash to better use.

Info HERE.

Looking for 180, PM or post here.

What is wrong with it?

I'm not a subscriber so wouldn't know.

Like I said, they write painfully unfunny fake news articles which, by wonders of the internet, end up being posted on yahoo news and sites like this one came from.

Some intelligent individual comes along, reads the article and posts "HAY guyz, we evolved from pigs!!", and the cycle continues.