Here you go Motherfuckers... 1. best band - Electric Tibet 2. worst band - Hot Mangu 3. best newcomer: dedalus 4. best live act : the needles 5. best fudgenight performance : I don't care, I've seen some and haven't seen others 6. best rock act : ach, I can't be bothered with "soft" rock, Eric Euan / Maple 7. best punk act : I'm really not keen on any of these bands, although I haven't seen the x-certs, Sirius if they were around. 8. best heavy metal act : ditto, I haven't seen reep, Subsisty and the Cats if they were around 9. best extreme act : easy, sidca (not just because Rory is in Masamune) 10. best of the rest award for acts we can't label so easily :sleazy hookers green #1 11. best international act (outta towners to you) : fickle public, 12. the posthumous blackslap award for most missed : subsistence, oh Fat Cat 13. best clubnight : death valley 69, 14. best release : the stacattatcato set (debut gun ep) (I hear it's good), 15. best venue : dr drakes / the lemon tree Fight? Well, Fucker Paul for sure, and on the merits of this thread ol' StuartMaxwell and his bud Dan, although Dan's s'lright and I usually like the people I meet off here, Stuart.Woop. Shag? Well, my penis only comes out for action on the more mature ladies (oap homes), and the odd attractive anally loose sheep dog. The barmaids in Drummonds are tres sexy though.