feeble!

rofl, 4th year. yes, you are a kid - and good on you for punching the fuckers, just watch that there's not a heap of them in a car somewhere which is what happened to me on saturday.

Bleh, at least I can sprint when I need to.

Kamehameha wave. One of Goku's most famed attacks (Dragonball/DBZ/DBGT)

It's utterly awesome.

I wonder if anyone would mind if someone snapped and went all vigilante on their asses. Think Punisher style ass-kicking, mixed with some Judge Dredd style law enforcement.

I hate Radiohead more than computers

In which case you should avoid listening to ok computer at all costs. You could buy a bat n ball and play with that.

I hope that makes up for your taxi. On the other hand it may be the historical reason for why neds hates us.

EDIT: Yes I had been drinking Addlestones. 4 pints in the Tilted Wig immediately beforehand.

Haha! Legend!

Yeah, "pure mental, pure priory" my arse!

Pure cock more like it, eh?

I don't care what anyone says about neds being victims or whatever. They're a bunch of dicks. I wish they'd all get drunk and drive their cars over a cliff.

Just sit and listen to 'ok computer'

You'll feel better.

I despise neds. They ALL need to be destroyed, as painfully and slowly as is feasible at the time.

I just got outta a party, was waiting for a taxi, on my own, when some dirty ned climbs out of a car, decides I do not know about street etiquette and takes a swing at me for, apparently, looking at him (I was looking at my phone - although the brick shape of my phone did resemble his face)

What a dirty bastard. Then when I retaliated all of his mates piled out of a car to help and I was forced to bail or be beaten to a pulp. Seriously, terrorists should be way down on the priority of people to be dealt with - neds have to be a bigger threat than they are.

How many people have been wrongly assaulted/harrassed by a gang of unruly neds when it was entirely uneccessary?

I'm so pissed off right now. The cunt.

Grr. I'm going through the whole being dumped over the phone thing. And now her always saying she's going out and saying she won't meet me' date=' and that I have to accept it. Although it was fine last week. I'm meeting her to see my fate in 30 mins[/quote']

Ahhh, dude - that sucks

Dumping over the phone is never good.

Fuck sake - and these guys are supposed to be police officers? That's surreal, it's so bad.

Maybe for legal reasons' date=' it was up to 80,000 plays, he must be gettin an absolute thrashing from his school mates etc!!!!!!!!!![/quote']

You mean his former school mates?

Surely no one would want to maintain any relationship with the boy after his tape was revealed.

It's like a scene out of team america!

EDIT: I thought it was basketball at first, then I changed my mind to team america.

You know, the scene where there are dicks and pussies and assholes? You know the one.

Spiders are dicks.

http://sciencebulletins.amnh.org/biobulletin/biobulletin/story991.html

Phhhh.

http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Lawn_and_Garden-Pest_Control-All-Insect-Raid/pref_~listProductImages_true

I don't really have a girlfriend....

You lied!

bleh, those things have been around for years

Haha, that was excellent - FPS doug was hilarious.

I like Avril Lavigne

*listens to 'My Happy Ending' *

Haha, that was pretty funny "Yer late for work again yeh jakey basturd"

Class.

Yeah - when I have long hair I always notice strands coming out here and there. It got to be rather annoying as I always assumed I was going bald or something, so this has reassured me that this is (probably) not the case. Well, not yet anyway!

Phhh, if spiders are so good how come I can step on them and pwn them?

Ummm, is it not clear that caz chan threw up the aforementioned meal after hearing the guys message?

Haha, what a stupid bastard.

Just send it back and get it fixed/replaced.

Clearly the boy wants to get caned on Jager if it's the last thing he does.