feeble!

Yeah, cheers - will do.

That's so shit. I was just about to go to bed when I saw that and now I'm worrying like a bastard that I'll be stuck in somerfield stacking shelves forever

I'd love to sue the school over it though

Then I can finally buy that car I want!

Ok, I was just having a quick skim over my UCAS application when I realised that my guidance teacher seems to have ticked the box that asks whether or not I have any criminal convictions. I'm a little dismayed at this news, considering I've never broken the law (not that I'm aware of, at least).

Now, my UCAS has already been sent off and I've received letters from universities saying that they've received my application. Is there any way for me to explain to them that this information is false? Will it affect my chances of being allowed to do the courses I want to do?

I'll need to speak to my guidance teacher tomorrow about it. I mean, I'm one of his most hated pupils but I didn't think he'd stoop this low... What an absolutely shit thing to happen.

Hahahahahaha! That's brilliant!

Can I just add that any grown man that enters a bar and orders a softdrink probably deserves to be chucked out.

Ever heard of designated drivers?

Haha, that video is excellent.

"If I hear one more word, you're gonna taste the back of my hand"

Hilarious.

Is a bunch of discontented kids putting a hamster into orbit that bad really?

I just can't see how it's any worse than toff's running about the country shooting the fuck out of everything just for sport. You don't see that in the papers and all over the news.

Uhhhh, what?

Yes we did see that in the news!

I asked about it yesterday, here's the reply:

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Okay, in response to some of your questions:

- No, there won't be any other skins added to the web site to choose from. This one skin has been customised so much that it would prove to be an incredible amount of work to have to duplicate these same customisations for every additional skin. Not to mention having to redo all the graphics to suit a darker background. Since v4 of the web site aberdeen-music will only ever have one skin I'm afraid.

- The post counts will remain for now. If it proves to be an issue then I'll remove them in due course.

- Good point about the post icons. I'll create some new ones that will indicate which threads you have posted within - thanks for pointing that out.

Oh, I do have one small niggle.

When you post in a few threads, it's a bit difficult to see which threads you've posted in have new posts - I think the black dot made it clearer. If that makes sense.

And if it doesn't, then meh - been a long day.

Wow, beast looks fantastic!

go on neil' date=' make it a 20 character rule

(and get rid of the postcounts too :|)[/quote']

I noticed the post counters were back aswell.

Are they back for a trial period only, or are they back for good?

Maybe there'll be less spam this time around, what with the minimum character rule and so on. Well, we can only hope, eh?

I like this idea.

'Blasting the fuck' out of anything which makes a noise' date=' which happens to irritate you.

Late saturday nights at the top end of Union Street just became all the more fun for some of us. [/quote']

It is strangely satisfying.

Pfft. You could have worn earplugs or something. You didn't need to "blast the fuck out of it".. that's just mean.

Hey, I found it mean that a bird woke me up at 5:30 in the morning. And earplugs are just uncomfortable.

It's cruel and barbaric' date=' you could have just opened your window and yelled at it, I'm sure that would have frightened it off.

Poor birdy. [/quote']

Plenty more where it came from. And trying to shoo it did fuck all, putting bird seed at the other end of the garden on the opposite side of the house did fuck all, everything else I tried (including making the dog go out and bark at it) didn't provide results which lasted. This method, although a little final, worked brilliantly.

Yeah, that's sick; but it is just a hamster. I mean, yeah - whoever killed it in such a... manner, should be reprimanded if caught.

But to make it in the news? Come on. Surely there must be something more relevant to report on. And I don't know if it's cruel or barbaric but once, when I owned an air rifle, I blasted the fuck out of some bird that kept making noises outside my window early in the morning.

6.281.

Bleh, damn my crummy typing speed

Edit: Woo - I got bang on 6!

Hope you don't get Failer Taylor.

Haha, quality!

I'm looking at dates in february for my test, what an absolute joke - looks like it'll be phoning up the test centre every day for the next two months to try and get a cancellation.

I'm doing two texts, also don't have a clue as to what to write though.

Erase today sucks toast whenever he gets the chance.

Fucking snow!

I was driving home from work and it started snowing heavily, it was so shit.

Ha, absolutely brilliant.

Why does everyone keep saying to rip george? The man just died, don't rip on him - it's kinda showing a lack of respect...

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist - no offence meant to anyone who's upset over it.

Anyway, yeah - it sucks when anyone dies, I don't like football so I can't really comment on that. I think it must be savage for his family, what with some idiots laying down flowers before the man had even died.

Banter, get smashed!

I'm just sitting with the heating on, and a load of clothes on to keep the chill off. I have neither the will nor the means to get drunk.

mel i will make it easy for you and wrestle you with only my pinkie

and to the weak guy - i will eat my hat raw if you cannot physically bench more than 10kg.

A raw hat? Not safe my friend, you should cook it before making a meal of it.

Shouldn't there be a T in "finicky". I might be wrong. Just looking out for you.

If you wanted to include a T in "finicky", then surely you would need to include another 'I' aswell?

iRONIC INNIT

Im jase 30 line in B.O.D Aberdeen went to Adrossan Academy.. Auchenharvie Academy and finished my schooling in Crieff High just down the road from Ewan mcgregors school where his mammy used to work also.......

LOVE aberdeen apart from the damn expence.........

pointless true fact about me... went to DalgetyBay primary school where my best friend Steven Hendry attended we was best pals untill he moved away ( i was 6 he was 8 ) due to him being pretty good at curby........ lol and snooker

You think that's bad, the headmaster's name was Mr Burnit (sp?)