The Ghost Of Fudge

at least four tables (of ten, i believe) gone so far...

yeah, whatever, 7,8, blah blah

it'd be funny if it wasn't so predictably true...

it's a crazy old world, isn't it?

you could send a cheque i guess?

them were the good ole days rob, when bands would doff their caps when they saw members of the aberdeen music mafia passing by. but the times, they are a-changing. i blame the fucking internet, it encourages them to think of us as equals. i can't believe we're feeding the fuckers too. scraps from the kitchen floor i should hope?

ugg. it would do that to you.

why?

we'll i'm sure we won't have sold all the tabls by the weekend although it would be nice...

how about TFOBK on thursday 5th feb? go no, with new faith (metallica-ish metal kings in the making) i'll review the cd in the next zine. pwomise! *angelic look of innocence*

he's been drinking again i'll wager...

you've been drinking again, haven't you?

i know. let me also remind the radio lucifer possee that their will be no holding of tables. first come, first served!

i only said weekend so's youse lot would get up off yer arses. rob's saying 10th feb is the last chance...

no

could the following bands please get an item or two to moshulu rob a.s.a.p. (preferably by the end of the week) the items in question are: video footage of your band, a band photo, or at the very least some sort of logo... think you can do it? DEDALUS ELEMENT 106 KING LIAR & THE BRUTES MY MINDS WEAPON ORWELL BLACK ATOM DEADLOSS SUPERSTAR MASAMUNE THE NEEDLES THE X-CERTS THE 44'S ALYSSA'S WISH ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK MY DECAYING LEG ERIC EUAN MAPLE TURNING 13 10 EASY WISHES CONTRA POINT OF ORIGIN QUIK HOT MANGU LOADED REAP BODIES BONESAW KARLOFF SIDCA SPIKE PILE DRIVER BENCH HOOKERS GREEN #1 LE RENO AMPS STACCATO SET FICKLE PUBLIC MERCURY TILT SWITCH SMALL ENCLOSED AREA WE BECOME LESS DOS DEDOS FLIGHT 19 PSYCHO A-GO-GO SUBSISTENCE dear god, that's a lot... i'll find out rob's email address for you xxx

we don't have any photos of us (non-live obviously) since james and waz joined the band. back to the stripclub for another suits and tasty girls photo? or something different? we could hit waz with a car and get someone to take photos. that'd look cool.

who would you give it to and why? don't just say bobby-joe who plays bass for lethal penile trauma coz he rockz... have a think...

ok, fudge awards, coming soon, you'll want a ticket.... ...but you'll have to choose what sort of ticket you want! do you want a regular ticket? (gets you in and lets you watch the show, as we call it - an awards ceremony in two parts, a lot of beer for the hosts, thank you speeches, fair to even chance of something breaking, the gloria flaw playing, staccato set playing, orwell playing) if so, you'll have to part with something in the order of 4.50/5 - i'll let you know here when they physically go onsale. you'll be able to buy them from henry j beans and dr drakes with any luck, and who knows, maybe one-up as well. we're too good to you. but... just maybe... would you rather have a fancy ticket? (gets you in and lets you watch the show, plus: have a table to sit at on at the back of the dancefloor or up by the poles! six chairs at every table for you to sit on! a tablecloth on the table! the VIP section roped off and only enterable by the priveledged few (security will ensure this, so remember it lord it up)! waiter service! a bar tab for every table, and the chance to buy a bottle of JD or whatever to sit next to your purse/cowboy hat! food! lots of food! cold buffet at start, hot buffet later to soak up the booze! and probably goodie bags too! maybe...) if so, it'll cost you 60 for a table of six. first come, first served when the cash is physically handed over - there will be no reserving of tables. we believe ten tables is our limit. your choice. xxx

sit down and i'll explain... we plan to have a laptop running a slide presentation of the nominees on a giant screen behind us when we read them out. just like in the oscars, see? rob's gonna get it put together by alun elizium's mate peggy-sue or something like that. cool huh?

that image didn't work. oh well. umm, yeah, you'll be closing the show i reakon. you'd better be fucking good

you heard. V-I-D-E-O F-O-O-T-A-G-E

rob moshulu would like you to get him something by the end of the week. my lovers. some decent video footage, a band photo, or even just a logo if you cannae be arsed... it's for the awards ceremony. ta much. xxx

atom, rob moshulu would like some video footage of you by the end of the week. or a photo failing that. or a logo. you get the idea. cheers chaps xxx

oh, p.s. rob moshulu requires a bit of video footage of you chaps by the end of the week. failing that, a band photo. failing that, a logo. sort it out please xxx it's for the awards nominations bitty. it'll be on computer. i hope. hmm.