lepeep Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4253209.stm"it's raining hen".....good one, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Is this some kind of eggs-ocet missile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I'm glad I wasn't drinking at the time I read that, that joke was foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Ok...I won't bother going into my joke about the chickens which helped defend Aberdeen harbour in the war then.(the Torry Battery Hens) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 That's bad cluck for those home owners eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Can these jokes get henny worse???Actually I had a rooster that was very intelligent, and I taught it how to draw. The only problem was it used to like making pictures of human excrement. That cock'll doodle doo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 these are all quality puns my friends...i-feather there was a time for for a good pun, it's now, don't keep them cooped up.we should start a pecking order...(sorry...that was shite). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Less o' yer chick, min! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 watch out, I'm a boxer....bant......nahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Oh, go on....you know you want to!!! If a chicken died and came back to haunt you, would it be a 'poultrygeist'?If it was re-animated would it be a frank-hen-stein's monster?I think a werehen would be pretty scary...all hair and feathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 where do chickens go for thier holidys in scotland ?buck-buck-buckie!!!!!....I feel like a kid again (but don't tell the police). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I suppose when they're on holiday the chickens drink buck-buck-buckfast???Or Hennents Lager? MacEwhens Export?Then they get a take away and watch Gregory Peck movies all night.On Sunday they redeem themselves by going to church and listening to the sermons of Parson Snose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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