Guest spanish guitar Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Yeah, bet you never thought you'd read that, eh?I decided to start a career in writing songs for punk rock bands. I think I can do it. I mean, whats the qualifications?1. Must still live with mom.Well I did, two years ago, I'll give myself a nice big, Check!2. Must overrate how hard your life is.Check!3. Must know how to rhyme, but completely forget to match syllables.Chec-F'N-k!Alright, so here is my first punk rock song (That wasn't written in collaboration with Blink182):BitchI got a tree trunk in my pants,A mickey in my hand,16 dollars,And a fucking kick ass bandYou got a damn problem,Well I got two.One's the fact you're bitching,And the other is you.BITCHPunk Rock sucks,It don't pay my rent.So I quit this scene,Ol' Ladies and Gents.I'm gonna start an emo band,It'll get me more box.Cunt don't pay the bills,But it at least gets off my rocks.BITCHI forgot a chorus,But you don't fucking care.You're still pissed off,About the "punk sucks" dare.Well guess what monkeys,I won the bet, thanksGot 16 bucks and a mickey,And a tree trunk in my pants.BITCHComments? I'll write more later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spanish guitar Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 God Sucks DickAxl Rose is my hero,He only weights 90lbsI only dig his kilt,Not the way he sounds.I can only wail like Bob MarleyWhen I smoke indigo,I gotta do drugs for punk kiddies,They always expect the status quo.God gave me punkSo God sucks dickGod gave me JelloSo God sucks dickGod gave me RamonesSo God sucks dickBut God gave me Joy Division...so God's alright, and stuff.I'm playing this show tonight,And I can't find anyone hot.This is the last time I play a gig,At the fucking (Insert Club here).Yeah motherfuckers I said it,No cheap pops tonight my friend,And bring with you your sister,If you ever want me to play here againGod gave me punkSo God sucks dickGod gave me JelloSo God sucks dickGod gave me RamonesSo God sucks dickBut God gave me Nine Inch Nails...so God's alright, and stuff.So I was walking down the street,And some guy asked me for a smoke,So I sucked his dick...HAHA YOU GOT A BONER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FAG.I have to give a shout out,To one special person in the place.His name is ME BITCHES,NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!God gave me punkSo God sucks dickGod gave me JelloSo God sucks dickGod gave me RamonesSo God sucks dickBut God gave me Atreyu...and they suck so FUCK YOU GOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 mmmm Joy Division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 well that was a waste of your time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 How long did these take you? I really hope for your sake that it wasn't too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Yeah' date=' bet you never thought you'd read that, eh?[/quote']not really, since i dont have a fucking clue who you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spanish guitar Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 No, not too long, but I am open to sell these babies to some struggling punk bands for a percentage in anything they do after using the song, including when they have to quit music and get regular jobs."I'm sorry, its in the contract. Whether your working in the biggest punk band this side of Tillydrone or working at a shoe store, I get 13%.""I hate Corporate Brtitain.""Actually, I'm with corporate Britain. Have a nice day!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 It really would have to be a struggling, or attention seeking band. Nae ma thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 It really would have to be a struggling' date=' or attention seeking band. Nae ma thing.[/quote']Any Aberdeen band then ??CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Here are some better lyrics.... don't want to hear itAll you do is talk about youI don't want to hear it'Cause I know that none of it's trueI don't want to hear itSick and tired of all your liesI don't want to hear itWhen are you gonna realize...THAT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ITKNOW THAT YOU'RE FULL OF SHITShut your fucking mouthI don't care what you sayYou keep talkingTalking everydayFirst you're telling storiesThen you're telling liesWhen the fuckAre you gonna realizeTHAT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ITKNOW THAT YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spanish guitar Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 I'm sorry, I'll try better. :: clears throat ::I don't know whyyou wann' impress Christgauahh let that shit dieand find out the new goalkill yr. idolssonic deathit's the end of the worldand confusion is sexkill yr. idolssonic deathit's the end of the worldand confusion is sexBetter? That should definitely go over with the kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spanish guitar Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Yo, Keilan, you would have had a future in rap rock, if it didn't already go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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