Guest Charity Case Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Show some restraint Im sorry but if some guy starts punching me in the head multiple times whilst im drunk they cant really expect leniency.that diagonal street beside north silver street, i was a walking up and all of a sudden i feel this pain in my jaw, look around and theres this black guy screaming at me and punching me harder whilst his oral-b white moshulu companion looks on shouting abuse like you shouldnta pissed me off. Bearing in mind i was drunk, confused as to why the fuck i was being targetted and severely pissed off at having to stop listening to my new album after track 6 - abba gold. Super Trouperso, i stood back, evaluated, try to reason whilst my jaw was hurting and both still shouting abuse, with my mates looking on, so i went after both of them.............. end story i have a sore finger, a very sore jaw, lost my hat, AND got one of their teeth##263#so in the midst of the fighting one mate decided it would be funny to should, "chuck some jelly on him" c,ky style apparrentlyso i stuck my hand down my pants did a wet fart and smeared it across the black guys mouth'##263#so anyway back to the story, 2 on one, without assistance from the 3 mates who were watching(admitedly i had told 2 of them to hold the other one back which they tried for 10 mins) i single handedly took them on raining blows, not caring, hoping the police showed up, but they didnt, recieving blows to the headtheni took my jacket off, punched one of the 2 in the gob (the black one).heAdbutted whitey, hurting myself in the process(having never headbutted anyone except family before, when i was 12 it fucking hurt)puncheed whitey in the side of the head then in the nosebefore he fell downblack guy ran away, white guy stayed to try again and was on the receiving end of my chest then decided it would be a good idea to headbutt my friend ryan, so i thought this should be fun and left them too it.then me, ryan, chris and smiley all went for chips, cheese and cheese and ham croissantsah blissthe first time i have been started on or involved in a fight in town or outside school the bits in between the ##263#'s didnt happen but did think it would be rather funnyArtists(chris) impression of Whiteycomment: some random - smiley actually, "he went out with one of the moshulu barstaff once upon a time, probably dumped him because he beat her"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 ................... o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 ...And then you woke up.Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Awesome, Awesome thread.My favourite of the year.Pissed you say...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Well.....emmm........hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 it's the wet fart tactics I like, very dirty fighting...is that a special move ?"get over here....*Pooooot*""har you kin (smell my ass)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Thats funny as fuck...i'm crying in laughter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopelessly_blonde Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Chris, bf, was sayin something about this... Ryan and him were some part of this fight... the guy in question started on my friend Mark...I don't know much about it, but apparently it was the guy who looks like the guy from Rasmus... fuck knows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Charity Case Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 Chris' date=' bf, was sayin something about this... Ryan and him were some part of this fight... the guy in question started on my friend Mark...I don't know much about it, but apparently it was the guy who looks like the guy from Rasmus... fuck knows![/quote']yes, thats the one, Greame has informed me that whiteys name is "KEV" or "KEVIN" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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