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Avril Lavigne


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It's just daft how famous people are completely unwilling to say "he's a bit of a twat, I was young..." or "his snoring drove me nuts... and he smells"

Oh no, the ex's are always "amazing"

I remember seeing her on the Charlotte Church Show just after she got married and she was gushing about DW, and said she believes that everybody in the world has a soul mate and it's just a matter of finding them, and she was just lucky that it happened to her when she was 17.

And I thought "Yup. That's not gonna last."

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I thought Bizzy Dizzle, or whatever the fuck that rodent faced cunt spill is called, got depressed because his music career was gradually flushing down the shitpipes and Avril had had enough of his whinging, so she started wearing skimpy outfits and babbling on about pinching lasses fellas?

Can you blame her? You've seen the straight face of Derizzle Whizzle. Imagine that mug when its scrunched up, flooding with tears? Like a bulldog eating staples.

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I thought Bizzy Dizzle, or whatever the fuck that rodent faced cunt spill is called, got depressed because his music career was gradually flushing down the shitpipes and Avril had had enough of his whinging, so she started wearing skimpy outfits and babbling on about pinching lasses fellas?

Can you blame her? You've seen the straight face of Derizzle Whizzle. Imagine that mug when its scrunched up, flooding with tears? Like a bulldog eating staples.

Is that his cum-face?

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