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FezMonkey Vs Underflow

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FezMonkey & Underflow both run gigs at The Tunnels.

Brother and sister nights, but with VERY different taste in music!

Constant bickering on the subject has led to this:

FezMonkey

Vs

Underflow

FezMonkey

Loves Rock, Metal, Hardcore

FezMonkey Bands Include: Hot Mangu, Radio Lucifer, Dear John, Weeping Jesus, Black Atom, Strobing Goat, End Of Everything, Spike Pile Driver, Today We Fight, Element 106, We Shall Be Blessed, Isylore, Iomega

Underflow

Loves Indie, New-Wave, Twee

Underflow Bands Include: Kenetic, Popup, Kid Canaveral, Lorenzo Snow Collective, Copy HaHo, Hamper, Bench, Little Kicks, Terra Diablo, Strike The Colours, Stanley, Alfa 9, Viva Stereo, SabrePulse

3 bands chosen by FezMonkey and 3 bands chosen by Underflow will go head to head to try and decide, once and for all, who puts on a better show!

If your band is interested in representing FezMonkey, send a PM to FezMonkey

If your band is interested in representing Underflow, send a PM to trippinoneastereggs

www.myspace.com/underflow

www.myspace.com/fezmonkeyrocks

WED 17th MAY

7PM

THE TUNNELS

FIRST UNDERFLOW BAND ANNOUNCED!

KENETIC!

http://www.myspace.com/keneticmusic

SECOND UNDERFLOW BAND ANNOUNCED!

CYKLICS!

http://www.myspace.com/CYCLIKS

FIRST FEZMONKEY BAND!

SECTA ROUGE!

http://www.myspace.com/sectarouge

SECOND FEZMONKEY BAND ANNOUNCED!

ISYLORE!

http://www.myspace.com/isylore

LAST FEZMONKEY BAND ANNOUNCED!

BENCOZINE!

http://www.myspace.com/bencozine

MORE DETAILS COMING SOON................

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oh yes' date=' better believe it. 'tis sibling rivalry: The Battle of the Tunnels!!!!![/quote']

Bring it on, bitch!

My bands will wipe the floor with your namby-pamby art schoolesque nonsense!

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HAHAHAHAHAH, i knew this would happen sooner or later. Though i must say i am stuck between the 2, i enjoy both fezmonkey and underflow nights. I suppose i'll vote for whoever gives me the best bribe ;)

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I suppose i'll vote for whoever gives me the best bribe ;)

Love is the best bribe. We'll love you, Fezmonkey will pretend to love you then steal your wallet, leaving you broken.

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Love is the best bribe. We'll love you' date=' Fezmonkey will pretend to love you then steal your wallet, leaving you broken.[/quote']

What he neglects to tell you is the kind of love he's offering.

It will be filthy and disgusting love which will sicken you to the core.

I offer no bribes, I will rely on the sheer power of the metal!

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What he neglects to tell you is the kind of love he's offering.

It will be filthy and disgusting love which will sicken you to the core.

i am much too twee for that. Just shows you the slanderous nature of our wee sister.

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Fez Monkey owns everything with bands that kicks ass. I mean, Sabrepulse? Its sounds like Darth Vaders erectional problems.

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How exactly are we going to settle this? In a fudge-awards type ballot on the night, or an online poll here? or both

SabrePulse is indeed ace, playing our electo night on 5th April. Oh yeah.

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I think a big gang style rumble outside Tunnels after the gig is the best idea.

All the FezMonkey Supporters at one end, all the Underflow supporters at the other.

Someone can seal off both ends and nobody gets out until one side is utterly destroyed!!

Do YOU have a samurai sword, Fraser?!?!?!

Mwuhahahaha!

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i think I have a trident somewhere, i hid it somewhere when I was lying low but might be able to look it out.

Must be in the cupboard in the bathroom behind the washing machine

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The tunnel outside...the Tunnels...is ideal for a giant ruckus, people could ride their bikes down the hill and smash into about 9 people at once.

I vote for FezMonkey because:

A. The word Underflow begins to make sense.

2. I love Rock me.

d. I was told to.

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A. The word Underflow begins to make sense.

I never understood the name, I just inherited it.

anyway a rose by any other name smells as sweet.

Whereas Monkeys just smell, with or without fezzes

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I never understood the name' date=' I just inherited it.

[/quote']

It's just that you can find things flowing under other things naturally.

Monkeys only wear Fez's if you glue the rim and stick a banana inside.

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monkeys wear bowler hats' date=' they become intelligent. Well in a thousand years they will....[/quote']

By then they will have evolved into the third human gender.

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