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shaun

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I can talk on the phone' date=' wank, shave and kick a cat at the same time[/quote']

i can do all of the above plus rimm your mum whilst fucking a dead horse at the same time.and i can hopscotch whilst filling in an application form for the bear factory,eating a chocolate banana and 4 flumps at the same time.

so fuck yi.

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Guest Tam o' Shantie

just a lame tampax advert

i can verbally abuse women while also ignoring them, drinking and soaking up their adulation

i can recive a phone call, type up a job report and fix the problem simultaneously, while also engaging in friendly conversation

i can drive, swear, listen to music and eat at the same time

in fact i swear throughout every activity

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