Taylor_dB Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 'Homeless' Guy (on phone): "Yeah, I just scammed another few quid off some guy and his bit...oh, hold on...any spare change?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Yeah' date=' yeah, we believe you - if you're gonna hang out with the hobos then they're going to come back to haunt you eventually you know! [/quote']it's true :|I was so freaked out lol..I think I may have myself a stalker :| *hides* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 'Homeless' Guy (on phone): "Yeah' date=' I just scammed another few quid off some guy and his bit...oh, hold on...any spare change?"[/quote']ahahahahaso true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 at a dr drakes fudge frenzy, which i think was with the x-certs and dave from sidca doing a wasted solo acoustic set, we were short of acts, so i got a busker hobo man in off the street to play. he left his guitar with his mate cos i think he thought i was gonna stab him for it (i do look hard as fuck!) so i bought him a half of miller and he said he was gonna go get his guitar, then the cunt never came back!now i tried hard to rehabilitate that gentleman back into normal society but when he left, the last remaining part of my soul died and that was the last time i was nice to the homeless. i went past one who was sleeping last night and i had a flashback of the busker so i picked her up by her hair and put her through a shop window, the bitch.worst thing was, bri fudge refused my expenses claim when i asked him to pay for the guys pint. he's the fucking promoter too. can't get the staff these days. /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Reminds me of the time when I was going home from aberdeen and I just came out of a salon with my friend and this man came up to me and her and said "you got a fag? I know that girl' date=' she gets on the stonehaven bus so you might aswell give me one" HOW THE HELL did he know..never in my life had I ever seen him and I def do not know him!gah..[/quote']welcome to Stalker Central. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 So the moral of this story is, If you get the sad eyes and the whining voice 'Any spare change?' just think back to a bad day at work and know that the workshy cunt has never worked in his life. If you have ever given money to a beggar don't ever complain to me about the amount of them in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 If you get the sad eyes and the whining voice 'Any spare change?' just think back to a bad day at work and know that the workshy cunt has never worked in his life. and how he probably makes more money than you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 She lives on George street and has a car.I never ever give her money.My favourite scam is one of the beggars outside markies simply has an iPod.Sh reminds me of that Sony advert - "Land on your own moon" - from a few years back. The one directed by Chris Cunningham that's on his DVD http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000DK4OP/qid=1134726969/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/202-0045672-3460658well, that and a cross between Simon Weston....What type of iPod is it? I'm pretty sure I'm going to see a tramp one day with the one stolen from my flat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 they all need a good hard kick in the face and taken off our streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor_dB Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 they all need a good hard kick in the face and taken off our streets.Amen to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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