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Girlfriend troubles

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Guest ()Papaspyrou()

I'm a pretty consciouncious guy......I date girls.

But lately it seems that I have made a mistake , though I don't understand how. Or why.

My girlfriend seems to be losing interest in me because i'm not really a strong man. I'm not the rebelious, law breaking type that she wants to be and thought I was.

So I changed my style and one day, as we were sitting around listening to the radio, I decided it was now. I needed to show her I was a tough guy too.

I punched her in the face and stole her purse before pissing on the downstairs curtains and leaving.

Now she says i'm too unrule

Please, help me solve this

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Guest MerryChristmas

Kidnap her and force her to suck earwax off of your fingers whilst branding her with a hot iron

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
I don't really have a girlfriend....

And you're not expected to get one with threads like that.

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Guest ()Papaspyrou()

It was supposed to be a joke, but then I realised......it, and I, aren't funny....

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