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steve corps

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I'm sure Richard Madeley fucked one of the Straight-Edge kids they had on Richard and Judy over with that point.

Richard - So when did you turn Straight-Edge?

Girl - When I was 15

Richard - Right' date=' but you wouldn't have been able to smoke or drink then anyway?

Girl - No[/quote']

I'm sorry, i just can't get past the 'I'm sure Richard Madeley fucked one of the Straight-Edge kids...' part.

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01.Being one of Juliette Lewis' Licks.

02.Rage Against The Machine/Soundgarden/Faith No More reformation.

03.UK tour this year with the lineup of The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster/Amen/Million Dead/Queen Adreena/Psydoll

04.Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, Maynard James Keenan, Mike Patton, Martin Grech, Rico (no not that one) and Martin Cock record 2 CD supergroup album.

05.Audioslave and Velvet Revolver record albums living up to the impossible greatness of said members former groups.

06.Drinking red wine and having a meal in Paris of an evening with Shirley Manson.

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Let's see top six here.

1. I would have to be able to jam synths with Chris Carter of TG fame.

2. One day the drummer from Belle and Sebastian gets horribly ill and his hands are broken and Stuart asks me personally to play drums for the rest of the tour.

3. Kick Bloc Party in the nuts.

4. Make a bizarro ballet of squashed dying baby sounds with Mike Patton

5. The Murder City Devils reforms with me playing keyboards.

6. Everyone knows that secretly I suck ass but I still make a ton of money.

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