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http://www.shiola.co.uk/priest_or_beast/index.shtml

"You scored 5/8"

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Hi, I'm Aled Jones.

Shiola.com and I have teamed up to produce this 'Priest or Beast?' test. This is an essential guide for anyone thinking of joining a church choir. Did you know that the 5th most dangerous job in the world is a Catholic choir boy?

Experienced choir boys, like myself, have to be swift of feet and quick in the mind. I always used to wear my running shoes just in case. I can run the 100 metres in 10.05 seconds. As you can see in the photo, I'm wearing my 'Catholic Games' gold medal.

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7/8.

I can tell most of these bastards a mile off... some how.

*hides bible, picture of Mary, and makes sure to lock kid-filled... I mean, box-filled cupboard *

I think I'll go back to playing my guitar in G. Pain! :up:

WARNING: The above post is a prime example of the effects of prolonged instances of boredom. Keep your chimp happy, give him a banana or two, take him to a car park and point out the windshield wippers, whatever you do, keep your chimp active to prevent these horrible actions caused by boredom. Thank you for your time.

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