Please tell me you've all seen page three of the Evening Express...

[Guest Cowboy Dan]

I really wish I had a scanner...!!

[soundian]

I really wish I had a scanner...!!

I really wish you had one as well. The local rag is not something I spend my hard earned on.

[Guest Cowboy Dan]

And page 7 as well, Ross is popular this week...

[soundian]

And page 7 as well' date=' Ross is popular this week...[/quote']

Any chance of telling me what the fuck you're talking about.

[Guest Cowboy Dan]

Well, since you were so rude and hostile... No.

[hopelessly_blonde]

I couldn't stop laughin when i saw it

[Guest Zeenat Aman]

Ross has had a substantial amount of parking tickets to pay.

[soundian]

Well' date=' since you were so rude and hostile... No.[/quote']

That wasn't rude and hostile, that was mere frustration at your teasing tactics.

I can do rude and hostile if you like?

[soundian]

Ross has had a substantial amount of parking tickets to pay.

Even the EE doesn't normally use photos for parking fines. Almost believable. Anyone else want to try.

[Guest Zeenat Aman]

Even the EE doesn't normally use photos for parking fines. Almost believable. Anyone else want to try.

You dont believe me?

[soundian]

You dont believe me?

The court is closed on a Saturday so no, I don't. If it was yesterday I might have my doubts.

[Guest Zeenat Aman]

The court is closed on a Saturday so no' date=' I don't. If it was yesterday I might have my doubts.[/quote']

On page three of the evening express, there is a photo and article about Ross/parking tickets, he's had lots(nearly 900 worth) and ended up buying some kind of city parking permit.

You distrust me, boooo.

[Guest haigyman]

On page three of the evening express' date=' there is a photo and article about Ross/parking tickets, he's had lots(nearly 900 worth) and ended up buying some kind of city parking permit.

You distrust me, boooo.[/quote']

he's right yknow

[soundian]

On page three of the evening express' date=' there is a photo and article about Ross/parking tickets, he's had lots(nearly 900 worth) and ended up buying some kind of city parking permit.

You distrust me, boooo.[/quote']

That's hardly news, but I'm forgetting that the EE is hardly a newspaper.

Must be a slow news day if he's on page 7 as well.

p.s. Of course I distrust you, you're a musician.

[Guest haigyman]

That's hardly news' date=' but I'm forgetting that the EE is hardly a newspaper.

Must be a slow news day if he's on page 7 as well.

p.s. Of course I distrust you, you're a musician.[/quote']

it's the Europe gig on page 7

[Guest Zeenat Aman]

p.s. Of course I distrust you' date=' you're a musician.[/quote']

Wow, that's the best compliment you've ever said to me!!!

[soundian]

it's the Europe gig on page 7

That's hardly news' date=' but I'm forgetting that the EE is hardly a newspaper.[/quote']

There's a terrible echo on here.

[soundian]

Wow' date=' that's the best compliment you've ever said to me!!![/quote']

Sorry, I'll retract it. I can't go round being nice, people will talk.

p.s. I'll retract the sorry as well.

[imprinted]

Since you don't believe the Noble and Honourable Phil:

see?

now apologise to Phil

[Guest Zeenat Aman]

the Noble and Honourable Phil:

You so dont know me then.

[imprinted]

I was trying to make you look better foo'!

gah! always ruining things boyo!

[soundian]

You so dont know me then.

I knew I was right.

Thanks Imprinted, Ive just about stopped laughing. I love the way they've managed to con a photographer into posing like that. Quality.

[Rachie]

*Chuckles*

I better go get my copy

[rach]

He's such a fanny......

I had to warn my parents about the story.....

edit: he's a fanny (but not meant in a bad way)

[Ross]

I love the way that certain items are ommited from articles.

For anyone with any fines btw. There are shitloads of permits that you can apply for. Trouble is it`s very difficult to find ANY info on them at all.