Improved Thinker

I had a top quality Jukebox session in the Moorings on Thursday night. I walked in and purchased a 1/2 Pint of Fruli and then walked over to the Jukebox and put money in and played the following songs in this order: Foo Fighters - Pretender Muse - Feeling Good Foo Fighters - Learn To Fly Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit I then left and went home. EDIT - I played Pinball too. This was at about 10pm.

The Jukebox has N'Dubz and Coldplay yet it does not have the below songs: Chris Cornell - You Know My Name Jack White ft Alicia Keys - Another Way To Die Please make it so and add these songs.

The queen has died now where's my points?

I am alive and well. ACE-IC

I was almost in a plane crash today and I was shitting myself . If I had died how would any of you find out...?

"opening your mail with a knife" POSH CUNT

Krispy Kreme have now definitely as in signed off deal confirmed that they will be opening in Union Square. ACE LONG TIME IC. Won't be long before you lot join the KKK the Krispy Kreme Klub as they like to call it.

Boozy Cow Edinburgh Facebook page for anyone who is looking: https://www.facebook.com/BoozyCowEdinburgh

They are keeping the Aberdeen one open it's only their Edinburgh one closing.

Boozy Cow have today announced that they will be opening in Edinburgh. ACE-IC if your in Edinburgh. Pet Hate if you liked the Ammicus Apple in Edinburgh as that is where it's going to be.

"I had one but the wheels fell off" R.I.P

Fixed grammar.

I went to The Boozy Cow for lunch today with my family and I bought a Easter Milkshake (Creme Egg & Mini Eggs), Bacon Cheeseburger and Cheesy fries and there was a lot of food. Only downside I see is that they added hot sauce to the burger and fries as standard which burned my lower lip which is currently split. They already have the sauce on the table so I was puzzled as to why it was automatically added. It's a bit expensive in places but is really good. ACE-IC I am told that this place can have a 2 hour wait at night-time.

I have never bin what is it like? Would I look like a bell-end going there alone?

I was in Bristol for the first time last month to appear in the Deal or No Deal audience. I assumed it would be some fancy seafood restaurant and did not go.

They have 2 now in Glasgow soon to be 3 later this year and another in Edinburgh. They expand fast so it looks likely there could one open here by the end of the year. The food as pointed out is expensive but is greatly superior to McDonald's and Burger King in that it is massive in comparison and it tastes fantastic and is made to order yet quick and you get unlimited drinks like Coca Cola and Orange via their Coca Cola Freestyle Machines. Massive portions of fries unlike the competitors. Health wise this would seriously fuck you up. It is like 900 calories for a burger but they taste so good. Please don't dismiss it just yet give it a try once it opens even if it's only the once. I guarantee you will leave full. I visited Five Guy's Argyle Street in London twice last month. The rumour I take is based on the rapid expansion so it's not officially confirmed although they have now have like 30 restaurants in the UK having entered the UK market last year. They also employ a hell of a lot of staff for each location so I guess it keeps people in work. The music they play varies but is mostly ACDC type stuff. Free peanuts too although don't eat the fries if allergic because they use peanut oil. Local veg and potatoes though so will probably be sourced from Aberdeenshire.

It's not my fault they were not on the website. I am not including private hire etc.

Why even bother waking up, it passes the time plus I love to help people by educating them.

Rumour has it Five Guy's are planning to open in Aberdeen. That should be some competition for the new Ed's Easy Diner opening in the Bon Accord Centre.

Well I got the information from the official website bearing in mind that new shows have been announced since then though I had no idea about them because they were not announced at time of writing. Wicked the smash hit world multinational international solar-national musical will play Aberdeen for a whole month this May. That should be exciting I am certainly going. You lot should too.

I can assure you that I never copy and paste it took me a couple of hours to actually post all of that information. If it was just copy and paste I would not have minded people taking the piss but it was hand written. It's like working hours to create the Stark tower on Minecraft only to have some creep come over and blow it up.

Take the information in and learn it and then you will become knowledgeable on the subject. I am giving you the information please take it in. Cool Teacher.

Windmill Brae???

And I used to like you.