Gus Chamber

I've spotted you out and about on two occasions. However I've resisted the urge to post it, knowing how you feel about this thread.....

You could always, God forbid, actually say hello. I don't bite, but I might nibble if you're into that kinda thing...

And Aberdeen escape from Fife with a draw, but they should be safe enough in the replay.

Oh, hang on...

And that's 5 in a row...

Is it wrong that every time I go anywhere, I check this thread to see if anyone saw me?

Extremely.

I prefer a clean shaven girl myself. You wouldn't want a girl to leave a landing strip on her legs, or her armpits - why would you want one on her flange?

I hope all you guys keep your own nests of fusewire in good order, otherwise it's kinda hypocritical to get all diva-esque on how the ladies keep theirs. And it's slightly disturbing to actively prefer the bald look, surely? Can't help thinking it hints at paedophiliac tendencies.

Anyway, when you're that close to it you're not going to start complaining about it are you? Personally, I'm not bothered if it's all-natural, shaven or neatly trimmed. Either way, it's getting munched...

Is a lass in a rugby top not some sort of code for 'I like the ladies, back off lads'?

It must be, it instantly renders her a repulsive boot to be avoided...

i fucking hate rugby, its just poor mans football played by tossers.

There can never be enough posts like this.

Rugby is not a sport.

Rugby does not exist.

Calderwood is God

Correction, Tango is a cunt.

The flu. As in the proper I-can-barley-even-walk-to-the-fridge-never-mind-get-to-Semichem-for-drugs type of flu.

And there goes the snooker for another week...

Oh, er, get well and stuff.

I've heard you say that a few times on this site. Do you have a tattoo or something?

It's just something he does.

Wankys - "Weapons of Musical Destruction" 8" + Wank Mag.

And it has the classic "Hey Crusty Have A Fucking Bath" as one of the 8 tracks.

You need this.

Nope 4, they played Tunnels with Swellbellys in 2006!

Played Tunnels only last year as well...

And Aberdeen escape from Fife with a draw, but they should be safe enough in the replay.

Oh, hang on...

Agathocles/Bloody Act Of Terror/Jan Ag/Hijiwaemi split CD.

General Surgery - "Corpus In Extremis: Analyzing Necrocriticism" CD.

Macabre - "Dahmer" promo CD.

Say what you will about rep points not mattering, mine jumped by 50 in one fell swoop after Lucky Rathen approved.

These people have real power, don't fucking mess with them.

Ever.

The mighty Pars have snapped up Gary Mason on a free transfer; one of our better players from the Tango years. Great memories of him from the SPL days, cup runs, and in particular that goal against Dundee Utd to keep us up (first time round). Let's hope he hasn't become geesh in the interim. It'll be good to have the option a midfielder with a pair of bollocks in the middle of the park.

The amusing thing is he left in 2007 because he was too good for the 1st division...

Mixed feelings about it, he was a great wee player and hopefully he'll still do a job for us.

But the little shit left in the first place...

BBC News - Man jailed for raping woman, 86, at Bradford care home

Sometimes there just aren't words.

There is one:

Gerontophilia.

No disrespect, but Robbie Keane leading the line against Dunfermline? That is scary.

Scary for you, we'll be out to absolutely halve the cunt...

Fuck off you fake bitch - we all know you're really a minky, rough coke-snorting bint.

Who'll give you the dunt sharpish if she's reading this...

Considering you don't go to football games

Uh-oh, this again...

17 a shirt

Utterly appalling.

aberdeens' boring hardcore scene

In the midst of that engaging wee rant, this may be a fair point. Things are beginning to stagnate a little and I hope that changes soon.

Extra time at Stenny...

Which finished:

Stenhousemuir 1-2 Dunfermline

Get it right fucking up ye's...

:finger:

Last night I bought a sandwich from a shop, got 20 cashback for going

to the cinema, then walked out the door, screwed the receipt up

in my hand with the money and put it right into the bin outside. One of those city council bins that have locks on the side and are too deep to fish anything out of without breaking your own arm off and using it to reach in and get it. 20 right in the bin within minutes - seconds even - of being handed it. And I did this all for no other reason than I am a massive prick.

I shouldn't laugh, but misery loves company. Only consolation is I don't keep money in my wallet. Gonna be a loooooooooong "3-5 days" till the new bank card.

... :]

Joe, Joe, super Joe

The week didn't turn out too bad, did it? I'll say no more, the Non-Gloating Pact I signed with Scorge years ago will be honoured.

Now for the Wee Team on Tuesday...

My pet hate today is myself, for leaving my fucking wallet on the bus yesterday. What a dozy, fuck-witted thing to do and I can't even claim to have been under the influence of anything. Cue the hassle of getting replacement cards when it was totally avoidable. What a fucking jo-ball...

And some more for good measure...