Gus Chamber

They will have the double disc reissue of their debut album "Abuse".Bonus disc includes the eary demos and some unreleased material. They will have the vinyl version of "Abuse" plus some great tee shirts.

You'll still have some cash left as it's the start of the month so be sure to bring cash.

You're talking my language. Good job the cash machines just up the hill.

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STAGE TIMES

HIDEOUS 2000-2030

Looks like we're playing the set twice then...

o_O

sat down for dinner and asked the boy to which he replied "don't ask me, i'm just a waiter". brilliant. he then spent the whole evening telling us he hates the place, he couldn't stand doing breakfasts, business has been declining, etc. the worst bit was when i ordered a cappucino and he made a face and said "oh no, i wish you hadn't ordered that. i don't know how to make them". i asked if he was new but he said he'd worked there a year and a half but just always got someone else to make them for him. i suggested he watch them carefully next time and maybe take some notes, got a telling off from my wife for that one.

That's brilliant. Seriously, I'd have just enjoyed the live comedy from this guy. At least he was being himself, I hate it when the waiter fawns around calling you "sir" when all you want to do is enjoy good food and good company and be left to do so.

Pittodrie House, we're there!

and Peter Ebdon is still a cunt.

Agreed, never liked him. Liked him even less when he had that silly bloody ponytail.

Pretty much my points against it too. I know it's impossible and Nazi like. My point isn't about abstinence but about not being allowed to have child without having to apply for the right. It is taking away civilian rights though, and if someone wanted to enforce it i think we would really see the "nazi" side of it.

Also, some babies are taken into care pretty much from birth when the mother is assessed as clearly unfit to be a parent. Which is good for people who aren't able to have their own but are able to give bratling a good start in life.

Did you get a cat? That should be in the "Ace-ic" thread! w/pictures. Stop holding out on us.

It's something I've thought about since getting this place but I always decide not to. Would be too scared to let it out in case it got run over. More importantly, it might claw my LP's when I'm out, and I'm not having that...

To be fair, I'll agree with you and I know that a fuckload of people will no doubt cry out about civil liberties being breached of anyone does ever make a serious attempt to introduce said restrictions. The only parrallel I can come up with is when the RSPCA takes someone to court over animal neglect, they're often banned from keeping animals for life. Put it into to child neglect/abuse terms and a stipulation of the sentence should be forced sterilisation. At least, that's what I reckon

Christ, the last 2 pages of this thread have been some of the funniest things I've ever read on here. Who said Waynetta Slob was a fictional character? One question though, does your proposed compulsory sterilisation apply to males as well? If we're going down the road of pointing out that some mothers are, frankly, fucking rubbish at being mothers and saying it's their own fault for not keeping their knickers on then we should also be highlighting the fact that there's a lot of useless waster doss-cunt oafs out there who should have kept Percy in their trackie bottoms...

Another thing: Compulsory sterilisation has been enforced before. Where? 1930's Germany, which is why you can't really go down that road, as tempting as it can sometimes seem. Although, there seems something wrong with a system that lets just anyone carry a baby full-term while I have to show proof of ID that I'm the home-owner at the stray's shelter if I want to get a cat.

she launched into scathing, sarcastic mode and started asking how I, who she presumed doesn't have kids (I don't, but not the point) could possibly tell her how to look after her kids

Someone used the old "have you got kids?" one years ago when I was on jury duty. Telling her "no, life's about choices" didn't go down too well...

Anyway, I suggest you give the Social Work Department a call about a case of child neglect, if only to put the shits up the patronising hoorbag. Let me know how you get on.

Speaking as a feminist ....

Ah, the "understanding bloke" tack, good luck with it...

Today's pet hate: Kids. Kids suck. Your kid sucks. Nobody likes your kid. Especially when it's shouting on the bus.

Cowdenbeath + Raith + Dunfermline + East Fife = Kingdom of Fife FC

Aye?

You can fuck RIGHT off with that one.

Unless you're also proposing the Sheep merge with Cove Rangers and Banks O'Dee.

You did say shitey wee teams...

See what happens. Still keeping positive.

Spirit of the Blitz and all that. Chocks away for a crack at Jerry...

UPDATE!

Due to recent seismic activites in Iceland and the current closure of the uk aerospace, it looks like Wormrot may not make it over in time for their uk tour.

Once I get more information i will be sure to let everyone know the situaton.

Clunge...

A deer just ran through Tillydrone. A fucking deer. Leaping about all over the fucking place. What great day.

Fucking hell, and nobody shot it? Price of venison these days.

All I get in Woodside are fucking staffies, I hate them by association...

Dead Person - 7" flexi.

Ach, I was looking forward to being able to walk to the gig from The Moorings!!

Guess a few of us will probably taxi it now.

Careering zigzag, more like...

The rush-hour 1 and 2 buses will be interesting that day...

He's told me all this shit in the past and I've told him in the most gentle way that I adore another. I'm running out of things to say, so it results in me feeling like a prick whatever I do.

Also, I lack subtlety. If I liked him, he would know about it.

See, you never said that originally. This changes everything.

Therefore, you should tell the snivelling little meeser to fuck off and dribble over somebody else. That should do it.

Will I have a club to support next year?

Start supporting the Pars, problem solved.

Joking aside, does this mean Ross County will be in Europe next season or did they change the Cup winner/finalist-gets-automatic-place thing?

stop making problems where there aren't any.

It's just something they do. They're brilliant at it as well...

BOYS! please stop being so mindfucky of late!

Also, Boys I'm Not Interested In In That Way! please don't tell me you like me like that, I don't know how to respond and it makes me feel like a cunt.

Then answer this one, Claire Rayner:

How the fuck is he supposed to know if you like him or not if he doesn't ask? I know we're supposed to just KNOW* and all that, but the crystal ball's been a bit dusty of late.

* from the immortal "Well, if you don't KNOW what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you!". Well, thanks for being so helpful there...

Relationships.

You're so fucking complicated. You dicks.

They don't have to be, people just make them complicated.

Carcass - "Wake Up And Smell The Carcass" DVD.

"Fists Of Fury Volume 1" CDr.

Napalm Death - The DVD.

Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium - "Fuxtroat" CD.

If you need a local support, Bin Laden's Daughter would be suitable.

Well, if you don't ask...

Oh aye, you're in there. Had to look closely. But you can soon say you gigged with DRI!

Who'd have thought it, eh?

Congrats in advance and resounding

Hellnation - "At War With Emo" 5".

Nasum/Asterisk split 7".

S.O.B. - "Osaka Mon Amour" 7".

S.O.B. - "The Peel Sessions" 7".

I'll take mine with some Tomato sauce, thanks!

Agreed, brown sauce is fucking rubbish.