Gus Chamber

And, even worse, "she should have gone to Specsavers" in reference to a fit bird with an ugly boyfriend.

At least it's more subtle than "munter magnet".

Fucking ADA!

Title just about conceded, but not fully conceded until "mathematically impossible".

Filthy Christians.

They were better as Protes Bengt (ask Toasty if you need to).

Today's pet hate is my front doooor lock. Left for work this morning and heard a funny "ping-clunk" sound while locking up, thought it was a bit odd and promptly forgot about it as you do. Got home early for a change and found I couldn't open the bastard doooor. Cue slight swearing and mild panic before borrowing use of the 2005/6 Yellow Pages from the friendly, local hairdresser and phoning Lumsden's. Luckily someone was out within the hour to fix the lock so here I sit waiting on a no-doubt-hooringly-hefty bill for it. But what else can you do? It needed sorting and I needed in.

I see you've surfaced again. One plz...

Cockbag students

Is all we needed.

"Louder Than God Tour" 7" comp. flexi.

"Underground HC Fighters" 7" comp.

Everybody loves seeing the Huns lose.

Agreed, so I'm stopping by for a quick

Dunfermline 2-1 Dundee

Which sets it up for a home tie with Ross County on Saturday. Put the champagne on ice RossP...

@Slutbags McGee... I thought you worked in a motorbike shop or something?

Aye, but the nippy bitch kept driving over the customers.

another red card for joe "red" card-le too....

Look on the bright side, at least it was for retaliation. Rock.

Two defeats in 5 days= a week of absolute fucking shite.

Actually, make full beards a pet hate. It's impossible to have one and not look like a paedophile...

Or a morris dancer...

the worst are the middle aged ones who are going severly bald. come to think of it i really hate baldies who still try and grow long hair. It really does look very silly indeed! face facts god wants you as a slaphead!

And it's possible to look even worse:

When they grow a full beard to compensate.

Actually, make full beards a pet hate. It's impossible to have one and not look like a paedophile...

Can't think of anything worse that they've done

Murdering Colombian trade unionists. There, that's worse.

I fucking knew it, we get within sniffing distance of a title tilt and plummet right back down onto the shitline. Stupid fucking game, it's fake anyway.

:swearing::swearing:

Deathlike silence from the 0/11's round here...

He looks more like you than you ever did.

I think that's a pretty bizarre overreaction.

The thread is designed for venting, so I vented. I sincerely hope that's alright with you.

The guy on the right in that rinky-metal band is a dead ringer for Aaron Ablach. Uncannily so.

Was laughing my arse off at Jocky Fritzl's sacking.

Then saw this:

Ian McCall - A Brief Statement - Partick Thistle Football Club

Rule No.1 - Do not laugh at stuff like this until they've appointed a replacement.

In other news, we're in with a worryingly-feasible outside shot at sneaking the title and I'm shit-scared of getting my hopes up. Stichman is to take a vow of silence on the subject...

People.

Well, strangers who strike up conversation with me

This, I fucking detest this with every fibre of my being. I think it's the same principle as a cat heading straight for the one person in the room who is allergic to them.

I don't care if you're that fucking weak you can't stand being on your own, FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SHITCUNT.

interesting. could you expand a little?!

Nah, can't be fucked arguing the toss, tbh. Political debates just go round in progressively more boring circles so I'll leave it there. I doubt I'd change your mind, you sure as hell won't change mine, and nor would anyone else.

Entrails Massacre/Subcut split LP.

Pignation - "You Would Hate To Know" LP.

mmhmmm. 100% spot on? really? i'm afraid it isn't as black and white as that

Yes, really. And yes, it is.

Nintendo Wii, boxed and as new

comes with 1 x classic controller

2 x wiimotes

1 x nunchuck

2gb sandisk sd card

resident evil 4

resident evil umbrella chronicles

mario galaxy

paper mario

wii sports (obviously)

wii play

and on virtual console - Super Mario Bros 1 & 3, Super Mario World and Starfox 64

all of that for 160. or an offer.

My offer is 150 quid for cash, which can be in your mitts by Friday...