Gus Chamber

You people don't deserve me, you really don't.

You never said a truer word...

Aberdeen's got a Nandos now, why would anyone think of going someplace else?

In case said imaginary, hypothetical date is a vegetarian. A proper vegetarian, not a kid-on one that reckons chicken is ok for a lentil-head.

You know me too well plus there's piss on the seat 9/10 after a guy's been in... I aint fucking touching that!

You're moaning about guys leaving the seat up, it takes some doing to piss on the seat when it's up. We can only hose on the seat if it's down when we start pissing. Make your mind up, woman...

It won't be much of a derby if they turn into Spartans over the summer! And besides, you've probably not had the pleasure of a game at the Hedge for a while, surely?QUOTE]

Haven't had the pleasure of any game since the Hampden semi last season, which we won't and don't mention. This has been an "Alkaline Season".

And to reiterate, because these things are important, John Litster, editor of Programme Monthly magazine, voted Glebe Park as his favourite football ground in Britain.

His 2nd favourite? Pittodrie...o_O

It's a thing of beauty, isn't it?

Also, Slutbags; what's the big deal about leaving the toiletseat up? You have to put it down before you piss, and when I go after you, I have to put it back up. What's the difference?

It's just her being her i.e. nippy.

Sit down for a piss, everyone's happy. Kunt and The Gang wrote a song about it.

What?! Oh my God, what an incredible let down.

My thoughts exactly, it's been the only interesting thing on here since the tragi-comedy of John W's ex giving him shit.

Resounding

The Scum got relegated! Maybe Tango hasn't forgotten his roots after all...

Can't decide if I'd rather see Brechin or Cowden in the Firstie. Brechin'd be a piss-easy away day, but Cowden would bring another Fife derby.

The Scum got relegated. The raging, web-toed, six-fingered hoorbags got relegated.

A fine end to the season.

etc...

I have a Megadrive with about 150 games, an NES with about 70 games, SNES with about 80 games, 20 Master System games, plus an N64, an original gameboy, a gameboy colour, and a gameboy advance. I even have a Nintendo Super Scope!

Check out my cupboard of awesome.

Yup, knew you'd be into this thread. It's only a matter of time before you get a Virtual Boy, isn't it?

My collection spans Wii, DS, GBA, Gamecube, N64, SNES, Mega Drive and ZX Spectrum (fucking hell, 8 consoles!). All in good working order. Not a huge amount of games for any of them, just the ones you can replay happily for life. Anything involving Mario and Link takes up the bulk of the Nintendo stuff. Right, time for a bit of "Legend of Zelda: The Oracle of Seasons"...

usual stroppy bitch-fit

If you two could lay off the cyber-foreplay for a second, what we want to know is:

How did Robert's date go?

Parents, who are happy to take out a potty and what I can only describe as 'disposable baby shit bags', and allow their toddlers to strip half naked, and drop a shit into the potty, right in the middle of the aisle of a train, all whilst a passenger is trying to pass down the aisle. 'Oh, just hang on. My daughter is doing a poo'.

This happened twice, and each time, they carried the bag of baby shit right past me down the aisle, within inches of my face. I think they must have thrown it out of the window, because I can't imagine the bag flushing. The time in which they returned meant they certainly did not wash their hands.

I mean, what the fuck? That is just absolutely vile. If you must insist on your kids shitting in tie-top shit bags, then at least take the whole potty unit into the toilet, and not, you know, about 1 metre from where I'm sitting. Grotesque.

Fucking despicable, that isn't even funny. Fucking horrible. People are fucking horrible. People are fucking disgusting.

Dreading the Elgin train tomorrow now...

Submitting my last sociology essay, after what I thought was a lot of reading and hard work. They usually pick my essays to fucking shreds though, it's bloody sociology after all

Changed days then, I got Honours in Sociology without breaking sweat. Should have said you were doing that, loads of books needing rid of.

Today's ace-ic: bus drivers who don't let schoolkids on, saying the bus is full when it blatantly isn't, he just doesn't like the bastards. You absolute fucking legend.

Aye, it's The Damned though...

Wormrot - "Abuse" 2xCD.

Natch.

Fucking incredible gig. Really good crowd (who the fuck are all you people and where were you all for the other DIY grind gigs?) and place went off for Wormrot. Could have done without the gumby mosh, but still, enjoyed myself plenty, despite getting my feet completely taken out by someone slipping on a spilt pint. Easily the best band to have played Aberdeen since Magrudergrind and Yacopsae.

Pretty much this, hope the newbies stick around and continue the support. Thought it was gonna get nasty when a long-hair tangled with one of Da Punx and they had to be separated (beat down the beatdown ) but on the whole, a terrific gig, great atmosphere and well chuffed to have been a small part of it.

The sound was cracking, as it always is in the Tunnels, the sound guy really knows how to make the gnarly shit sound like it should. Can't speak for ourselves, but the other bands were bang on the money and I enjoyed them all.

Tunnels Tip: Stand at the fire exit alcove to get a great vantage point without worrying about taking a whack from one of the macho dancers. They were fairly going tits, it has to be said...

Inevitably, extreme

Anthrax (UK) - "One Last Drop" LP.

Argue Damnation - "Recycle Old Pure |Hardcore Punk Scum 1994-2003" CD.

Atomgevitter - "Hiroshemo" 7".

Cyness - "Loony Planet/Industreality" LP. (if anyone needs the cd version, give us a shout)

Dickies - "Live In London Locked and Loaded" LP.

Gride/Lycanthropy split 7".

Malignant Tumour/Lycanthropy split 7".

"Retro Is Poison, Complacency Is Death" LP.

Saw Throat - "Indestroy" LP. (if anyone needs the cd version, give us a shout)

Aye was a great night

Wasn't too sure of the turnout, gigs in Aberdeen just dont pull the crowds they did a few years back.

The majority of the crowd were either from Moray or exiles of Moray staying in Aberdeen.

Agree 100%, that was a fucking piss-poor turnout and pretty embarrassing really. That magnificent distro stall should have been a hive of enthusiasm but not many seemed to bother with that either, I guess getting fucked off your nut is all that people want to spend money on these days. Not sure what's gone wrong in the past year or so...

On the plus side, it was good to catch up with those that did make the effort. There's still small pockets of activity but more people really need to be getting involved.

Again, if you don't support the scene, don't complain when you don't have one.

and

HUGE things, MASSIVE things... could fit an entire Polish family in them...:O

Just as well since you've gotta keep Bertha Bucketfanny happy...

She was on the pill, but was seemingly useless at sticking too it and skipped days here and there.

Anyway, i'm in a mess, she's a bitch and useless with dealing with the situation. Maybe a little more than just a pet hate.

Christ, how difficult can it be to remember to take a pill once a day? Anyway, this is the ideal time to quote Peter Cushing in "The Curse Of Frankenstein" :

"Why choose me? Pick any man in the village, chances are it's his".

Also, she might be lying to wind you up/get attention. All is not lost, keep your chin, if not your pecker, up.

This is better than the soaps.

I genuinely hope Airdrie stay up after the play-offs, they deserve it.

o_O

They deserve absolutely nothing, they are fucking disgusting.

Quite fancy a couple of those Wii games (but not the console itself) so if you decide to punt them let me know.

James Gordon-Milne, which is a worryingly good Scots Tory name to go shooting poor people with...

Women. I swear to fucking god the situation i'm in right now i could not be any more mature at dealing with it, any more rational or logically thinking about how to resolve it, thinking months ahead if not years to think of the bigger picture and sort things out. Absolute bint of an ex girlfriend can barely think three days in the future to resolve it! Wise the fuck up and get it sorted.

I'm sure you can guess what's up.

Assuming she's up the stick, demand a DNA test.

On principle.

The revival of Graeme Dott is upsetting me.

He looks like Teabags. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

I bet Andy's chuffed about that

Doubt there'll be a shortage of volunteer stand-ins...