sexytunk

I don't mean to preach, but I think some of you guys have really poor attitudes towards women.

Respect the ladies and they will respect you back.

My wife says that all the time, but once I've slapped her across the puss she's fine.

Yup, 1989 and that's what I meant by relatively recently. Rangers was founded in 1873 I think, so 116 years of protestant signing policy in a 136 year history.

Surely you can't judge a club for attitudes over a hundred years ago, when that attitudes don't necessarly exist today?

i agree, wheres the minge thread when you need it?

Excuse me, it's called the female genital anatomy

I currently hate how this thread isn't as fun as it used to be.

It's cause your not allowed to be funny now, unless it can be broadcast on C-Beebies

You weren't getting my point Calum, I couldn't give a toss about posts which are bigotry in content, if it offends me I'll look not read on. I just don't think it's fair, that one genre of topic is removed as it's deemed unsuitable, when others ain't, when the chances of offence being taken is similar

Where's the sectarianism? I see posts by people saying they hate sectarianism, but I don't see any sectarian posts. I think everyone is in agreement that religious bigotry is a bad thing and has no place in football, or this thread.

Maybe I'm missing something.

Well I'm being petty yeh, but you don't think there has been any bigotry in a few of these posts?

It doesn't bother me, I'll ignore anything that does. But there are parts of this thread which are just as off topic as the ones you deleted, yet this one remains. Just think all topics have to be treated fairly

I guess, but it was more just "you suck, nah you suck, naaaaaw YOU suck, LOL"

in short...

Yeh but the could say the sexual content was just saying " Vaginas are great"

well it's not really sectarianism is it?

Enough to the extend where it could offend I guess

I think the fact your trivialising a serious matter could offend some people

That's another large batch of posts removed.

Try and stay on topic or at the very least stear clear of sexual harassment and the kind of personal abuse that just drives people from this site.

Chris, not trying to be a cock here, but sectarianism offends me greatly, so why aren't those threads removed from the site?

Errr.....

Ha Ha I knew it

Nah, they look a little to, ahem, 'sheepish' to be either of them. Perhaps Chris Maguire and Ricky Foster, though.

In fact, I wish a bear really would maul those two. Maybe I'd pay to see Aberdeen Football Club again in that case.

I wish a bear would maul the whole Aberdeen squad, and then Willy Miller replaced the team with Mr Blobby Look-a-likes, that is the only way I would go to Pisstodrie

Aye... who will win!?

Is that Zander and Mackie at the bottom?

In this case - definitely!

I bet you put loads of elastic bands round your own cock, just so it feels like you are ripping someone elses cock off when you wanking. Honestly, I hear that happens

maybe not, but you can beat over it

Well each to there own and all that bollocks

Yeah, i saw the kid there, is he supposed to be scary? And is that what makes it funny?

No it's funny cause it's actually Dwight Yorke

Na I'm not gonna lower myself and get banned! Already had one moderator warning today, thats enough for me.

I know you are, but what am I?

Do you really want me to answer that?

yawn...is there a feature on this site of blocking everyone with an IQ below 90?

Don't you mean above?

That's better.

Maybe I should have used "It", rather than his or her. Hindsight is a wonderful thing

Because, and since you obviously don't understand my problem with it I will continue to do so, I have no problem with someone asking this forum for suggestions or opinions or information that they can provide down to personal experience.

I have a problem with people posting on this forum asking "What time is John Lewis open until on a Thursday?" "Does anyone know what Aberdeen Airport's current security policy is for liquids?" etc. questions with definitive answers that should be directed towards a professional representative of the shop or airport or whatever in question. Firstly because it is annoying that bandwidth is used for this purpose, and secondly because how the hell do you know that you are getting the correct answer from some potentially anonymous fuckwit on a site that just happens to be relevant to the music scene of the city in which the shop is located?

So if you have a problem with it, it's not allowed to happen?

Yeh it does Original Spies, so piss off and get your chips, and leave the fucking bees alone

Can't beat a bit of Dwarf, or extreme amputee porn in my opinion

Who's to say it was a woman?

Ok, is this better?

Could be one of three options why he/she got sacked here! 1) He/she raped him/her after hours, 2) He/she slipped it up his/her hoop without telling him/her, 3) He/she was so bad that he/she just couldn't look her/him in the face anymore! Or, could be a combination of more than one

Or more likely he/she just left, but my options are so much more entertaining

did you shag her?

Could be one of three options why he got sacked here! 1) He raped her after hours, 2) He slipped it up her hoop without telling her, 3) He was so bad that she just couldn't look him in the face anymore! Or, could be a combination of more than one

Or more likely he just left, but my options are so much more entertaining

Whats the difference between your mum and my xbox?

I've never fisted my xbox.

Nah. that was shit actually.

Nah I'll let you off, made me chuckle! Don't know about anyone else