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I didn't even assume you had a wife.

Yeh, most people find it hard to believe that someone would cohabit with me

I don't know about anyone else, but I didn't see the relation between rabbits and vibrators.

You could always paint your spare one orange and catch a wild rabbit?

Oh well then, you obviously don't have an unsatisfied wife like I do!

My little one is desperate for a rabbit for her birthday, but I have a few concerns.

1) That I'll have to actually move to look after it as it will neeed a lot of looking after

2) It'll be expensive to keep

3) That I will need to keep it entertained

4) Will it be OK in a Hutch all day on it's own

5) Will it bite me, forcing me to kick the little shits puss in, therfore upsetting everyone!

If anyone has experiences in keeping Rabbits please let me know if getting one is a good idea?

I still would.

I like the way she tries to cover her face with her fringe as much as possible to hide her fuck off ugly face! If I was her I would grow my hair all around my face, or just top myself! Ugly CUNT

It was always so dark, dirty, bad FOH sound. Wasn't a fan.

Yeh have to admit it was a pretty dark place. I loved that though, I thought it was an ace place, a brilliant little live rock underground venue. Have many good memories from it

Sorry for not knowing the names of characters from a 10 year old children's fad that happened when I was already an adult.... how stupid of me.

Yeh well, don't let it happen again!

Glasgow shut about a month ago or something now. Wasn't making any money, suffered from it's location to an extent and the fact it was a horrible place to go.

We played Barfly Glasgow on a few occassions and was always a great gig, can only speak for our ourselves but our gigs were always well attended.

Far better than other venues we played down there, like Rockers or Ivory Blacks, they were total shit holes. I for one will miss the Barfly

I am looking for a bass player to complete an original band line up. Already onboard are Guitar-lead and rhythm, drums and vocals. We are hoping to get gigging ASAP with our Rock/Metal material.

We have 2 music writers in the band and have lots of material to be transformed into songs. All players so far are pretty experienced musicians, and want to be as committed to the band as possible. But, everyone wants to also enjoy it and have a laugh, so if anyone can play bass at all and are looking for a band, please get in touch.

TY

Please Please give me this gig, I'm desperate! DB, you owe me a pint for the bump!

Bri, you know it's all good! he he

A few years ago, actually a lot longer ago abut thats not important, a guy from my work got sacked, basically for being a complete cock. Anyhoo, on clearing his things he managed to steal 2 Purchase Orders, he hired a van with one and filled the van with booze from Macro with the other. It seems a great scam, but he was so thick that he kept the van parked at his door for weeks, selling booze out the back of it, so when the invoices came in and the company got suss, and when my boss drove past his door and saw the hire van sitting outside he put 2 and 2 together and called the cops, naturally he got lifted and felt the full force of the law! Close to being a great scam if he had played it a little better.

BTW, if my boss is reading this, I in no way condone the actions of any person in the story above, and I also don't find it at all funny that he almost fucked you over bigtime!

You can lower yourself onto something if you like :P HAHAHAHAHAH

Yeh, yeh man I'm up for that, best offer I've had in years, do you want my address?

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Milner it's too late, I've already been on to Scotland yard, expect a vist from PC Tony Stamp this morning! He's proper Old bill!

but not because i think of ten year old boys as i do it........

Not really no, i was actually hoping you were joking. But since it seems you're not, you maybe better see someone about that!

you should of kept you kids away from me long before we had this conversation

I think you're probably right. Especially since you bum big fat hairy musicians at Candle parties.

any hole is a goal, with your eyes closed they all feel like that 10 year old boy we all hope for one day...........

Right, so not only have I just discovered you're on the verges of being a gay, but that I also need to keep you away from my kids? he he.

This has proved a very informative conversation

actually no im not sure if it was a gig or a candle party, all i know is i got my oats, good night overall.

Really, even if it was with Chris Burney from Bowling for Soup?

i fell in love with a girl at the rock show.

Was that "girl" in fact another gay man? Being at a rock SHOW and all?

Actually are you sure it was a rock show and not a candle party?

My bands have only ever done gigs, can't claim to have ever said I was doing a show!

You guys are all a disgrace, an embarrasment for man kind! This thread is now 3 pages long, and not one of you has had the decency to use the word C**T in reference to a womans genetalia! Get a grip, thank fuck I'm here to save the day!

Pearl Remote hi-hat clamp - as in you can place a second set of hi-hats on the other side of your kit. but its not the sort with a cabel etc

This is called an X-Hat just for reference, not remote.

Theres nothing funny about saying you would rather be a bluenose.

I Know I Know, what can I say? I was suffering from extreme provocation.

you can also stream every single live prem game for free online without a tv card.

I think the reasoning behind the champs league thing is to do with how the rights are bought for the games, i would assume STV and BBC scotland would only get rights for scottish games, i may be wrong tho.

I really dont see the problem you guys have tho, we live in scotland so they give scottish football priority over the english games, i would have thought that was obvious, its not suddenly become like this.

But they don't really give Scottish Football priority do they? If they did they would have made more of an effort to get the rights for the SPL, instead of it going to Setanta. What do we get, maybe 5 or 6 highlight packages of the Scottish Cup a year from BBC Scotland? I'd rather they spent that money on getting Balamory back on our screens, that way my little girl would stop moaning, and the level of entertainment would be better!

Your money would have been wasted either way, that was the point, there is very little chance in liverpool losing to hull at this stage in the season, same goes for stmirren winning against the scum. Doesnt make either game any less important than the other.

Doesnt matter what % are scum fans or otherwise, what % of Scotland are Hull fans, or WBA fans?

Its simple tho, you live in scotland, you get scottish highlights first and foremost, if you want english football either move there or watch the right channel. There should be no real moan about it we get highlights from our national game.

Well I'm not going to sit and argue this with you, cause I guess you're right and I can't really win, well with regards to the Scottish football being shown in Scotland argument.

Maybe my argument should be, why do we bother showing any Scottish games at all when the standard of football is so poor, it's hardly entertainment.

Would you have put a tenner on hull beating liverpool?

Just because i think a game will finish one way or the other doesnt make it less important than another.

I bet most Huns and StMirren fans would have rather watched that game than english prem highlights.

Yeh I agree with that point, but what % of the country are Rangers or St Mirren fans? Christ they couldn't even fill Hampden! How many Aberdeen, Celtic, Hearts fans would have been desperate to tune into highlights of Rangers destroying a piss poor St Mirren Team? So am I the only person who would rather watch 8 decent Premiership games than watching an hour of highlights of a poor scottish game, that could have been condensed into about 4 minutes?

If I had to put a 10er on either Hull beating Liverpool, or St Mirren beating Rangers on Saturday, I know where my money would have went!

Well considering you live in scotland, it was the scottish cup semi final then surely you could see why they put that on instead. Nothing had been decided in the semi final suprisingly enough before the two teams played.

If you want to watch english football, watch english tv.

Really, you thought Rangers were going to get beat? You'd have put a 10er on St Mirren getting to the final?

Well as always I set my Sky+ on Saturday night to record the Premiership Match of the day highlights, and when I went to watch it Sunday morning what did I find? Rangers V St Mirren, Rangers V St Fucking Mirren!

When was it decided we would rather watch that pish for an hour, rather than the Premiership games where pretty much nothing had been decided, and most games are pretty interesting? The games are so pish up here that they couldn't even fill the hour with football action, and at one point even had a discussion and a clip about the referees bloody trainers, what is the fucking point?