I'm Your God Now

Just hire a small Chinese boy with a rickshaw.

No bother, i'll drop ya a P.M

Airheads.

Hadn't seen it in fucking year, used to love it when I was younger, it somewhat got me interested in "the alternative" scene.

"Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?"

"God."

"No, wrong answer"

"Lemmy."

"No, it's a trick question, Lemmy is God."

Where d'ya stay? I wanna come down and finger through your stuff, see what ya have.

That was clearly the wrong phrase to use.

Oooooooooooooh.

Can't say I have, maybe a grizzly man would have been better.

Good start to the season, I'll happily have that every single week.

I live across the road, so that's why it seems like a good idea as I'll keep it up. Been a few years since I dropped Kickboxing, so wanna pick something back up.

Anyone think this whole fiasco is going to cause problems in the relationship between the UK and US?

Not just with the public, but politically? Obviously no problems with Obama, but the other nutters.

G'day

Melvins, mate, Melvins.

A beard does a manly man make.

Everybody move to Canada and smoke lots of pot.

A google search reveals it to be the aforementioned SCS

Street Combat System SCS

Belter, might give that a bash.

Anyone know what it is that goes on in Charles Street?

I'd go back to the 60's and play Strapping Young Lad esque music.

Two snares and a Hi-hat fall down the stairs.

Boom-boom tsh!

It would be different if this was Aberdeen-football.com.

Not of football forums, so I'm happy here. Cheers!

Nelson Mandella or Dominic Diamond, fucking a'.

Who was the greatest magician of all time?

King BIlly, he made an orange walk.

Prescriptions. They can get fucked, I'll tell you that for nowt.

I've been having pulverising headaches every day for 12 days. Went to the doctors yesterday, told him I'd been chowing down painkillers like they were smarties, so it's obviously not a painkiller issue, and more of a 'WHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHMYBRAIN!?!?" sort of issue.

"Have you tried Migraleve? We'll give you some Migraleve. Bye"

8! Eight bastard quid. What's in it? 96% paracetamol. You know, Paracetamol? The stuff you can buy from Tesco for 20p for a bathtub of the cunts? The stuff I've practically been eating in sandwiches for the past 2 weeks? That's what's in it. This ballbags diploma is probably written in crayon, that he won at the seaside.

I went to A and E last night because it was so bad I could barely open my eyes. The nurse was a total cow. She told me to go into the room and sit down. I sat on the bed and not the metal chair which was no more than a foot and a half off the ground. I got a telling off for that. Bed not for sitting. Shit flimsy chair for sitting. My world came tumbling down. Not only that, but I heard her discussing quite loudly what was wrong with me out in the hall where other patients, the police and the interns who make beds are wandering about. Nice bit of confidentiality that. I hope she gets demoted to Bog Scrubber. Fucking grotty witch.

So, I'm 8 quid down, and all I've got is 16 bright pink Paracetamol. Thats what the other 4% is. Some Enumbers to make them bright pink, and a splash of Codeine.

8! Fucksake! I'd go the extra 12 and just buy a 20 bag

Bigot.

Genghis Tron - Board Up The House

Faith No More - King For A Day...Fool For A Lifetime. Bought that to replace the one I left at my mates in Glasgow.

Also picked up the Mastodon - Crack The Skye LP, already have the CD but got it purely for the immense artwork, plus it is that good an album I'd have no problem buying 50 copies of it.