I'm Your God Now

One I hate is "ZOMG!".

What in the name of thunder fuck does the Z stand for?

STV can't afford anything. They binned all the programs they have to pay for, like The Bill, and replaced them with these awful parochial programs they have made about Scotland, for no budget. Then they trumpet on about how great it is that they are making their own programs about Scotland, for the people of Scotland.

They seem to be on every night now at 8.30-9 and they are dull as fuck.

That pretty much is the long and short of it.

They could've got hefty revenue from advertising during CL games as well.

What just happened?

I hate "lolz" so much, especially with mega or epic in front of it.

Negative football, aye that's it.

Yeah, SSX is Sky Sports Extra.

Agreed.....when you get humilated, it's preferable that it gets as much media exposure as possible.

Blah

It's on SSX, shower of shite.

I hope you get gubbed 10-0 in every match, and that the whole team get diahorrea on their face.

Even if that does happen, at least it will have happened in the Champions League, which I'd rather than not having the chance at all.

I love Pepsi.

Looking forward to tonight and the start of our Euro adventure, hopefully we don't make an arse of it.

I like 'moi' instead of 'mwah' when someone's signing off with a wee kiss.

It's all kinds of fucked up.

I use 'moi' for 'me', as I'm guessing most folk would, however it is infinitely better than 'mwah' as above,

Might pop along to this, answers the question as to when Freshers week is.

edit: I thought it was Saturday (Aye, I can't read) so I'll be seeing The Wildhearts instead.

Kanye, what a fanny.

Acht, shame about Swayze, but at least he had the time of his life.

Nice!

I was gonna go to ATP festival down south to see 'em, but this'll save alot of monies.

Good news, in my opinion.

It's fairly gash.

Good, smoking is shite.

Yeah, I fucked that up... oh well.

Why can't people in Scotland speak properly anyway? I was born and raised here and I don't speak like that. True, I got the shit kicked out of me at school for being 'posh' but mere physical violence cannot lower my standard of engrish.

I find it very hard to understand Aberdeen lingo at times, it's fucking insane.

Don't get me wrong, I the Glaswegian accent comes on thick and all the slang is out when I'm with my mates back home, even then it's not that hard to understand, but anywhere else I try to speak close to the Queens purely for the fact of other people understanding what I say.

One thing that annoys the utter life out of me is when you're abroad and there's someone trying to order/buy something while speaking in their local dialect then complain that they don't understand English.

Anyway.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The first row of at Parkhead.

Aye, that's wrong. I made the first Rap record.

Are you...sure....?

Well we can add Badmotorfinger in instead. It's a great album.

I suppose you can also add:

Dookie (Green Day)

Mellon Collie... (Smashing Pumpkins)

Flood (They Might Be Giants)

The Holy Bible (Manic Street Preachers)

In On The Kill Taker (Fugazi)

Clarity (Jimmy Eat World)

( ) (Sigur Ros)

The list goes on...

That's right throw them all away folks.

Joe, you're a lovely guy but you don't half talk utter nonsense sometimes.

I'm insanely bored so decided to have a swatch of some 3rd albums I enjoy much.

Master Of Puppets (Metallica)

The Real Thing (Faith No More)

Reign In Blood (Slayer)

Bullhead (Melvins)

P.H.U.Q (The Wildhearts)

Ire Works (Dillinger Escape Plan)

Blood Mountain (Mastodon)

Master Of Reality (Black Sabbath)

La Sexorcisto (White Zombie)

Beneath The Remains (Sepultura)

Born To Run (Bruce Springsteen)

The Art Of Balance (Shadows Fall)

Vitalogy (Pearl Jam)

Chaosphere (Messhuggah)

Ashes Of The Wake (Lamb Of God)

Over The Under (Down)

SYL (Strapping Young Lad)

A Great Artist (A Life Once Lost)

That was pointless, but there's plenty more.

completely disagree with this.

Dimebag's tone wasn't that great one the first 2 proper albums, but from Far Beyond Driven onwards, holy fuck. Absolutely astonishing. It's dead clear, super heavy and fills out their sound where most other 1 guitar bands utterly fall flat on their face.

Just listen to Sandblasted Skin! Fucking holy shit!

Have to agree with that, while the previous 2 albums are better song wise, Far Beyond Driven is one of my favourite albums for the guitar tone, It's fucking outstanding.

Anyway, Krank or the Randall V2 are beasting, if a bit expensive.

One of the worst bands ever.

Made myself Sea-bass and King Prawn cooked in a garlic oil.

Fucking A'.

I like all those albums, but I can't allow exceptions now. Consider them binned.

I like lots of 3rd albums ?(

I think I'm not lying to myself there, though I have a tendency to do so.