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Was one of them wearing attractive white cycling trousers with mud splatter up the arse that made it look like he had shat himself? If so I got stuck behind them going across the Bridge of Dee and then round the roundabout. They just pottered around the roundabout to the South Deeside road exit side by side. I felt like scoring some cyclist points in a Death Race 2000 style as they looked as if they were enjoying holding everyone up in their tight wee outfits that made their legs look like burnt/snow covered Twiglets.

Cunts.

Yeah, I think that was them....was this between 1 and 2pm?

Cunts is an understatement.....I could have quite happily knocked both of the bastard off and then reversed over them.

I don't like it when cyclists cycle on the pavement. Well, I can understand when the road's ridiculously busy, but when they cycle on the pavement despite the fact that the road has a fucking cycle lane? That really pisses me off. There's a designated part of the road for you to use, you mentally-deficient wankhouse - why the fuck are you plowing down the pavement like you're in Grand Theft Auto? It doesn't make any sense. Get on the road and use the goddamn cycle lane, 'cause next time you fly past me on the pavement, I'm gonna stick a golf club between your spokes and you're going to whizz over the handlebars and smash your fucking face on the motherfucking ground. And die. Then who'll be laughing?

By all means they can cycle on the road....I hate in when they cycle on the pavement as well. Just don't fucking cycle side-by-side and slow all the traffic down...be considerate of other road users you ass hats! Really does my head in.

Cyclists....fucking cyclists! Yesterday, when driving along Holburn Street there was two of the bastards cycling side by side, slowing up the traffic and just generally being dick heads. It took my three attempts to get past them because they kept zig zagging across the road. It took all my self restraint not to knock the bastards off. These two weren't even teenagers, they must have been in there 30's and were dressed in cycling gear....yet they were still complete twats. Argh!

That just totally fucked with my head, so confusing.

When I read that article in the magazine I was like "Wtf?!" I mean why the fuck would you do that...it's just plain weird.

Standard Grades

Maths - 1

English - 2

French - 1

Geography - 1

Drama - 2

Computing - 1

Physics - 1

Biology - 1

Left school at the start of 5th year so didn't do any Highers but went to college.

1st year at College:

Social Sciences at Higher Level - no exams but passed all the modules.

2nd year at College:

HNC Administration and Information Technology - A

We've got o2 and we've not had any problems with it. It's pretty fast and it doesn't get anywhere near as 'throttled' as say for example BT does at peak times.

How come my old fella looks much bigger in the mirror?

Because you're looking in the magnifying side of the mirror

Yeah, you can still fail for that.

Tried Royal China on Holburn Street? I was never a big fan of Chinese food until I ate there. Think in the past I'd just been eating rubbish Chinese food...

I agree for sure. The Royal China is lovely. The food is so good. It's one of the best Chinese restaurants I've ever been to. I had previously dismissed it because when it was first taken over from the previous management, the food and staff had been awful. Now, it's the complete opposite.

I want a larger police presence, tougher sentencing and more CCTV. I must be getting old.

Nah, not getting old, just sensible. I'm only 19 and I would like to see all of those things. They can only lead to improvements.

Drat, you beat me to it. I managed to report it as well.

Signed Here's hoping you get the later opening times liscence!

His number is on the page before, at the bottom of Iomega's post.

Go to Moorings for New Year. Last time it was ace. I had a superb night and there was such a good atmosphere. None of this standing in the cold nonsense.

Friday - Did naff all, just lazed about and watched tv.

Saturday - Took my car to get a new rear windscreen, went into town, picked up my car and then at night went out for a meal to the Manchurian with my parents and then went for a few drinks.

Today - Haven't done a lot, just went food shopping and had lasagne and garlic bread for tea.

1. Get credit card.

2. Buy one shopping-trip on credit card per month.

3. Pay off in full.

4. Repeat.

That's exactly what I did when I needed to get a decent credit rating for getting a mortgage.

It is a bit strange that they wont give you a debit card for your account but I suppose it's quite handy as you'll always know how much money you have left in your account, minimising over-spending.

Maybe putting some details about the ticket might be helpful....you know like the price and stuff...

That would be ace! Will never happen though.

So, whats in your bag then?

Haha, it would take me ages to list everything that's in my bag. My bag is like a black hole. Main things are house keys, purse, pens, etc.

I've got in my left pocket my car key and my work keys. In my right pocket I've got my iPhone. Everything else is in my bag.

I know that feeling! It's even better once you're moved in and can call it home.

I have the exact same problem at my work. The dirty bastards leave mess everywhere, dont clean cutlery properly, etc....it's disgusting. The sad thing is, they are all older than me so really they should know better. I used to clean up after them but I've given up, I just ignore it. I dont see why I should waste my time tidying their mess!

It opens the 29th of October, that's when the Union Square shopping centre opens.