Ron Cocker

I'd be up for this if you're still looking for a bassist.

soundcloud.com/ron-cocker/m8-ting

I'd pay to see that.

True

Im now in Houston for a week - does anyone have any tips for good places to go for a pint? They probably don't serve Tennents anywhere but it would be a boost if they did.

Sherlock's and the Richmond Arms if you're Westheimer way.

What's posthardcore?

Tissues. Guilt.

Not even a hint of a sniff yet. Need Paul to big me up again.

I'm thinking about playing with a band again. Not particularly bothered about the style. In the last few years I've played with these:

http://www.reverbnation.com/roncocker

and these

http://bellocshavana.bandcamp.com/track/real-old-lonely-guy

and indulged in some other punk, jazz and funk horseplay which I can't locate on the interweb at present. Maybes on youtube.

PM if interested.

That Boe gin is pretty good. Got it on bargain hunter's surprise in Asda for £15. Poor man's Tanq No 10, but did the job.

Binoculars and telescope!? "Had them since I was a bairn", my arse. That's a Kincorth chipshop stalking kit.

Grr.

Aye, chemicals, poison and hate, just like you say. I say bring back Aps. They were medicinal or something.

It's going to Ron from Cobra Kai. He'll take good care of it!

It lived at my house for a while previously. I cowin' loves it, I does.

I don't know what made me more giddy, the whirling or the intoxicating campness.

the Sieu Mai from the Manchurian are the nizzles. Little pork and praaaan dumplings. Immense.

Honestly though, try Chao Phraya. Best Asian in Abdn,

Right enough boy, fucking good find. Went tonight wi the boy. It was a taste sensation and excellent service. Highly recommended. Bizarre situ though, next to the fishy zone and with a few reprobates in the quarterdeck bar.

the Sieu Mai from the Manchurian are the nizzles. Little pork and praaaan dumplings. Immense.

Honestly though, try Chao Phraya. Best Asian in Abdn,

Menu looks immense. I'd have never have found that place, will definitely gie it a bash.

I'm getting quite partial to the Manchurian doon Mounthooly way. The wee dumplings list thing is a bit dangerous once you get started on it. Turnip mousse things were a revelation.

Saw that Moorings gig. Awesome. Superb band.

Finally getting my hands on a working Sega Master System. Now I can play Alex Kidd in Miracle World or Rampage to my hearts content.

PS. Anyone who refers to the game as "Alex The Kid" will be shot, boiled in hot oil and serve at my next dinner party.

Have you got Athlete Kings on the Saturn? That would be good.

Human: good afternoon

ALICE: Good afternoon, unknown person.

Human: unknown person, i like this

ALICE: Are you a student?

Human: no definatley not

ALICE: What is your profession? Then what is it?

Human: I would say bum

ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?

Human: always, if i can't i will pleasure myself

ALICE: Try it.

Human: right now?

ALICE: Oh. I am glad we agree.

Human: are you going to join me?

ALICE: That was my original intention.

Human: im pleasuring myself now

ALICE: Oh. Does that make you feel superior?

Human: superior to what?

ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?

Human: why would i feel superior

ALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

Human: well im currently pleasuring myself, not feeling superior

ALICE: Well that's okay. How long? I could do it more if I wanted to.

Human: how long do you want it?

ALICE: I can go on talking indefinitely.

Human: go on

ALICE: Narration continues...

Human: ha

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.

Human: my name is fatboy, i would like to hear you speak my name as i pleasure myself

ALICE: Hi, fatboy i would like to hear you speak my name as i pleasure myself.

Human: i have to use two hands to pleasure my self.

ALICE: Why do you have to do it?

Human: can you assist me

ALICE: What kind of help would you like?

Human: Can you help me wank my penis?

ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

Human: which method is best?

ALICE: The first one, I think.

Human: can you put a finger up my bum as you wank me?

ALICE: How old are you? OK I will put it there.

Human: 25

ALICE: How does it feel to be 25?

Human: yesm 25 feels the same as 24

ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Human: no finger up the bum is more symbolic

ALICE: What does it mean to you? Are they exactly the same?

Human: a finger up the bum take more commitment than just holding hands

ALICE: Try to tell me that another way.

Human: I would hold my mums hand, i wouldn't put my finger up her bum

ALICE: What would make you hold your mums hand, you wouldn't put your finger up her bum?

Human: because that is sick!

ALICE: That makes sense to me. Does it disturb you?

Human: unless you like incest

ALICE: Umm. No, I don't care for it.

Human: thought so

ALICE: You are very astute.

Human: what does astute mean?

ALICE: Wisdom in political matters.

Human: you are wrong, i don't like politics, i'm not even voting today

ALICE: Ah. No, I am right.

Human: have you heard about gloryholes?

ALICE: Does it have anything to do with yesm 25 feels the same as 24?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: back on topic.

ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: GLORYHOLES

ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

Human: you need two people for a gloryhole to work

ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.

Charming. Just charming.

To anyone that attended our gigs last month, what did you think?

Drummonds and Tunnels gigs were highly entertaining, immense musicians and a cracking frontman. When's the next one?

Adventure Time on the Cartoon Network is making me happy.

Rare Exports. Finnish Christmas film. Meant to see it at the Belmont the week before Christmas, but got snowed in. Splendid film.

A bit rubbish and a bit brilliant dependant on who you ask...altogether amazing viewing!

If my memory serves me correctly Robbie Williams was on this show aswell hahaha! follow THAT you C@XT!

I wish Cedric was my dad

I mind seeing that. Tremendous.

heard that Entrosolet dropped out

whiters

Booooooooo.

Excellent gig tonight.