Stray Cat
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A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.
My cousin's said:
After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly
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You say he uses a USB midi cable as well as a gameport midi cable. Could it be possible the the gameport is disabled for midi in the BIOS?
As for the USB cable, doesn't that bypass the soundcard anyway?
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Yes, he is back and you're right. He is brilliant.
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Haha, a fight between JC and Billy Dodds.
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What a game indeed. I can't believe that they chose to show Keanes debut instead of what has turned out to be a classic cup tie.
Dundee Utd should've killed the game in the first half, but credit to the Dons for coming back.
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How about some screenshots? At least it's proof that they are legit.
http://gallery.aberdeen-music.com/showphoto.php?photo=11968&cat=500
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I have 10 more invites. These are legit. I was sent them from Microsoft as an official Beta Tester.
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Sorry folks, Cloud just claimed the last one.
If I get more invites I'll repost.
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I have just received some invitations for the beta version of Windows Live Messenger, which if you didn't already know is what MSN Messenger will become in the near future.
I have 2 left up for grabs to anyone that wants them.
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Things just seem to be getting worse. Looks like Seve could be off to leicester in the summer, unless they make an offer in January.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aberdeen/4553136.stm
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Nah they're usually lardy arsed as opposed to lizard thin.
Not necessarily. There are some fat howlers who love themselves and they are the worst. But you also get the spoiled ones who are stick thin and think that they look good. with their stupid furry boots, turned-up jeans and Louis Vuitton handbags (which personally i think are ugly as sin). All they care about is how much their outfit cost and the name on it rather than how it actually looks.
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? hmm exactly
I think that voted on here.. paris hilton = demented plasticfaced...lizard! whose too thin... who does nothing but crave and crave money..be greedy.. fancy herself to high-heavens when there's nothing to like. ahahaha oh dear
Kind of like half the slappers that walk about town then
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I bet everyone on here (male anyway, maybe female) has done a lot worse than Paris HIlton. And yes, perhaps if she wasn't rich and famous she wouldn't even get a second glance. But she is rich and famous and a looks a hell of a lot better than half of the skanky little tramps that grace ths city with their "I love me. Who do you love" attitude.
And Personally, I would fuck her. Twice with the same hardon.
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A couple of years ago, my band were invited to play a similar thing in Edinburgh. They invited us down for a chat and to watch one of their live shows, which was held in a revamped church - cn't even remember what they called the place now. It wasn't exactly pay to play, but they made it clear that we would only be allowed to play if we guaranteed that at least 50 people would come down with us and pay to get in. Now their light rig caught my attention because it was held up by 2 rusty 1/2 tonne chainblocks (which I used to service). I got pissed on everything they had going at the bar - as well as the test tubes they were walking about selling and had an argument with the promoter about how unsafe the light rig was and that if the necessary authorities were to spot it that they could be shut down.
I made a complete arse of myself but at least we got out of the scam.
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The o2 site says that the promotion has finished. I signed up for 3 cards on 2 different sites this year and got feck all.
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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for the
last two months. Very worried' date=' the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a
pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying,
the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters
the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
man tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry
her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay
all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life".
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 4,000,000
bank account.
If it's twins, they will receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You fuck her again."[/quote']
hahahahahaha
fuckin quality
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Computer users and system administrators, take note. According to iDefense, a division of VeriSign (Nasdaq: VRSN - news), on January 6, 2006, the world will see the release of a new version of the Sober worm. Security analysts hope that, at least in this instance, being forewarned can lead to being forearmed, and that computer users will take the time before the attack to update their security software.
Wonder how much of a mess this will cause, even with updated security software? If this is to happen, just be on the look out. And let people who are not savy w/ systems like your parents and some kids know not to go opening any emails....
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How does one recognise someone who is on pills' date=' rather than just drunk or on some other kind of drug?
Respect to Deviada for using the Aberdonian "bams" rather than the Glaswegian "neds". Disrespect for saying a crowd singing Stand Free makes you feel ashamed to be Aberdonian[/quote']
You mean you can't tell if someone is on pills? Agree with the rest though.
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Sexism is the way forward.
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Read what I said - if you're nae a season ticket holder' date=' stop whining[/i']
You are a season ticket holder, so you're entitled to your opinion as much as I am and are not "whining" about the fitba.
So don't whine if you misread something
Just taking advantage of my right to whine.
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if you're nae a season ticket holder' date=' stop whining about how rich the man is and how "10 million's nae much to a man wi his money" etc. etc.
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I pay for 2 season tickets every season, I for pay the red lottery, programmes & half time draw tickets every week so I can "whine" all I like.
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the board funded calderwood 2 potential goalscorers this season' date=' why is it milne who gets the blame, lets remember that aberdeen asset management own more of the club than he does[/quote']
Potential being the operative word. If Calderwood had more to play with we would have more than potential. Milne's a greedy bastard who wouldn't even sell his share to benefit the club. All he's worried about is the extra paypacket each year.
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why would milne put his money in his pocket' date=' when he owns less than 40% of the club, if he put his money in then other shareholders would benifit.
and just because hes worth 240m does not mean he has 240m, it just means his companys come to that value[/quote']
He does put his money in his pocket.
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Na, he's just waiting for the council to give the go ahead - and chip in for the new stadium and he'll be rubbing his hands as his company buys the old ground and makes even more on the flats they put up.
Maybe it's not right for him to clear the debt, but I'm sure if he invested more in the club for transfers, wages etc. we might have a bigger squad which could cope with injuries. I'm not saying give players 10-15 grand a week but we could at least get in a few more to add depth to the squad and a goal scorer
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