Not technically true - the real Scorge was killed in a freak Moshulu accident. He saw an emo tosser crying his eyes out in the bog, and such was the force of the subsequent laughter, he suffered a violent rectal prolapse. He was alive on arrival at ARI, but doctors thought best to put him out of everyone's misery, because he was a fat alcoholic good for nowt c**t. I am merely his heavenly, see-through doppleganger.