ZeromiserY

Ever notice this? : Its the little things....

From what I've read they do take most of the bible literally apart from the parts that are "obviously of poetic intent" which is pretty fucking convenient don't you think? As for being a theophobe, you can fear what doesn't exist. Well, you can but it's totally irrational. So no, I'm not a theophobe. As for the creationist part, I wasn't sure what their beliefs were as far as the 6 day creationism so thanks for clearing that up.

I am interested though. Not in changing my ideals but I like to hear what people believe in. It kind of makes me sad considering how far we've come in the last 100 years that people still believe in "fairies and Jesus and Eskimos and all the other fictional characters" (homer j Simpson)

That quote could have made so many movies so much better: "Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"

I asked them if they believed the earth is 3000/4000 aprox years old. They said no, they believe it millions of years old? They seemed to bend a fair few of the rules to suit themselves actually, now that I think about it. I don't think an antithiest necessarily would do that, I mean I believe religion is harmful in general I think of I went around preaching my beliefs to everyone then I'd be a hypocrite. I hate those street preachers. I saw a guy reading from the bible and speaking into a megaphone, shit like that annoys me. We know of the bible, we're perfectly aware of your beliefs. We don't need you booming them around the area between Markies and GAP through an horrible sounding amplification device.

Sorry android, ca gere is getting your rep. This set me off again. This thread is truly great.

I had 2 Jehovas witnesses at my door last week. This was, as far as I'm aware, the first time I'd met a jehovas witness. First off, I am antithiest: What is an ANTItheist? | The Rational Response Squad - (as they didn't know wtf I was talking about.) so they started off their sales pitch and we had an interesting conversation. Long story short I invited them in, they asked if I'd read the bible and I said yes, pointing over to my books with the bible sitting proudly at the top of a pile (only because it's the smallest in the pile). Coincidentally, right underneath it was "the athiests guide to Christmas" (which is hilarious) and beneath that was "the god delusion". They kept referring to me as athiest and I corrected them. The whole conversation was very civilised, they out their points across, I got mine in (edgeways). Anyhoo, they asked if they could come back next week and I'm looking for some topics for conversation. There is absolutely no way they will convert me but I genuinely enjoyed talking to them, they were nice people and I'm happy for them to try again if they want to. I find religion interesting but ridiculous at the same time. So the purpose of this thread really is (initially) to get topics for when they come back on Sunday and laterly to discuss religion, atheism, antithiesm etc. Also feel free to throw in things like ghosties, demons, angels, "mediums" (or cold reader's, Sally Morgan/John Edwards). Personally I think it's al hokum but if you disagree I'd like to hear why.

While we're on the subject of what makes us laugh.....this. Caked it. Feeling like shit with "man flu" (another pet hate. ladies, If you haven't had man flu you've never had a really serious condition. You simply don't know.) that totally cheered me up though. Tried to plus rep but I need to spread the love a little more first.

The faces that davina makes in the ad' for get workout video are hilarious.

Adam gets it Pule mintle.

Some common words and phrases: 'Petellcultell' - Peterculter 'Supell dupell motell scootell' - A nice motorbike 'Cultell commutell' - A visitor to Peterculter 'Lootell' - A thief 'Mintell' - A Trouble maker 'Muntell' - An unattractive female 'Chippell' - A Fish and chip shop 'Fish Suppell' - Fish and chips 'Nippell' - A young boy 'Bailn's lusk' - A food for weaning infants 'Clippell' - A cigarette lighter 'Coppell' - A policeman 'Nuttell' - An person of unhinged mentality 'Cheuchtell' - Someone from the countryside 'Sketchell' - A person of questionable intent 'Peelallclatell' - An old person pished masel at: 'Supell dupell motell scootell' - A nice motorbike 'Cultell commutell' - A visitor to Peterculter

i have to agree aberdeen chavs do it too. trust me, i went to st machar academy.

Im just back from that coapy. When was the whole human torch thing?!

i call it mingis' as a piss take. like i say "twa minty's" for a couple of minutes. anyone hate place names that are pronounced nothing like they are spelled? findochty is a fine example. or foaggy loanin's (i forget the actual name of that place) sandend - "sanneyn"

I can fix that for you If it's under warranty then go fir that option. Otherwise I guess it can't do any harm. Buy 6 budweiser and head to mine on Sunday and I'll have a crack at it.

Hahahahhhaha, ace I'd like to point out that it's not the English I have a problem with. It's just accents in general. Aberdeen accents are just as bad...though I fear mine is worse than I think it is. My aunt is English and though I love her to bits, her accent does my tits in.

Nae really. Just correct yourself Okay, I concede to sainsbury's but asdas and tescos? No.

i just hate facebook my own pet peeve is some localised english accents, like hugh on his "fish fight" last night kep referring to tuna as "tuner" in the (adapted) words of arnie "it's not a tuner". its the same the other way around "Hannah" becomes "hanner" and "tuner" becomes "tuna" as above (pronounced choooow-nah") i also dislike when people refer to a single supermarket as plural. IE: "i'm going to tescos/asdas/sainsburys .... do you want anything?" why go to more than one? just go to one tesco and get everything you need in the same place?

sorry if this are repost. teabags hick-ass american cousin is in it at the start (no offence dude, just yanking your chain)

mcmanus now hosts some crappy "one show" style deally though. she's famous for all the wrong reasons. if she still had a singing career with a pulse that would be more valid but how did she go from tons of fun singer to ryvita munching tv presenter?

What...the...fuck? The "wonga" guy now has his own adverts (so to speak). How long until he has his own show? How did the 2nd most annoying person in advertising history (answers on a postcard) get his own set of adverts? While I'm on the subject (of people who are gaining near infamy for having zero talent, little more than a god awful catchphrase): Jedward Michelle McManus Jordan Peter Andre Louis Spence Any of the previous big brother housemates To name but a few. Feel free to add your own

Still got it if anyone's interested. I know you kids and your music, a bass goes great with music.

"hey chuck, it's your cousin, Marvin....Marvin Berry"