Steve Temple

Amazingly...I too own none. That's cos it's albums, silly

Kirk T is rock n roll' date=' he got pissed then came along to Spike practice and fell asleep! [/quote']

You think THAT'S rock n' roll? Yesterday I ate a black pudding supper on the bus, and washed it down with a bottle of Irn Bru, and I WASN'T drunk. Today, I'm planning on some self-flaggelation with a cat o' nine-tails

I'd go to the bank first.

In the absence of a parent or guardian, I'm taking your advice as an elder statesmen (so I believe)

I'm reliably informed this may be running about an hour behind schedule.

Yeah? Maybe i should just turn up on time and go away if it doesn't kick-off

How long will they play for, do you think/know? Ie, will there be time for me to see it all, and get to the bank before it closes?

There's no clue here...oh, someone in the Fence Collective! KT Tunstall! Get in!

I fear it's Stuart Braithwaite again

hell if were goin' down' date=' we might as well go down hardcore.

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God, that's brilliant. Like a populist version of "rage, rage against the dying of the light". I might get it tattooed on my thigh

kan nog va nt. 50 hertz spelar.

I'm not sure if it's the translation of that, mind

Have you seen his wee boy play footy? He's only a toddler and he can play better tan most of the spl!!

No, but I've seen his wee boy in a Celtic shirt . To be fair, it was probably bought by his uncle, who is on the books at Celtic, despite being skinned-alive by me many a-time in the playground

2) I used to fance Russell Anderson when he went to visit his granny who lived accross the road from me :O Incidently his last name is not anderson' date=' that's his middle name,. or mothers maiden name or something.[/quote']

I see him every week when he visits his in-laws, who stay round the corner from me. I don't fancy him though, but he is everything a man should be: courageous, determined, dignified, and respectful towards in-laws

I'm on a Bill Hicks-quoting roll, so here's another one for you to suck on: "'isnt it great, everyday hot and sunny'....what are you, a fucking lizard? Only lizards feel that way about this kind of weather. I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, cappucinos, scarves and rosy-cheeked women"

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Ha ha ha ha. As a result of reading those, I had a look at the official Chuck Norris website, as all I knew of him previously was the mentions he got from Bill Hicks("Do you want your loved one to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers...or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?") I was disappointed to find he actually looks like a slightly riled university lecturer

Fuck off! I used it first.

Denied. I just checked, and tranzmute actually used it on the 18th of July

I just cant get over someone breaking a window of a car and stealing a jacket(wondered if it was a expensive label!). its such a callous thing to do.

You've used that word twice in a week, and in neither instance were you describing a hard blister on the sole of your foot. Stop it, you've inspired Larsen B to start using it!

Sorry to say it, trippingoneastereggs, but the jacket doesn't sound like much of a loss. Infact, the silver-lining to this cloud is that you will buy a new and cooler jacket!

'The guy' is Stevie Winwood' date=' lead singer with Traffic, hes a fuckin legend!!!!!![/quote']

I wss gonna say the same thing. But then I was thinking "who's this guy" while watching, and it's lucky I didn't think aloud, because he's my dads all-time hero, and he would have disowned me

I know, if he took princess' advice, we'd be denied such great thread titles as this one. I mean that.Truly great

Again I guess it phased out so gradually I can't remember when I realised the Tooth Fairy wasn't real either...

I do still have all my milk teeth though.

Not in my mouth obviously' date=' but in a lil french walnut box thing with the inscription "dents du lait" (Milk teeth), apparently my mother thought it would be "nice" to keep my milk teeth... actually I guess it kinda was.. in weird sorta way /ramble.[/color']

My mum has all the teeth that have fallen out of my mouth and my sisters mouth IN HER PURSE. I'd have said "wtf, mum?!?!?!" when I saw them, but she'd have knocked the rest of my teeth out with her handbag

I think I may have been as old as 10 when I found out Santa wasn't real, but I still blubbed like a little girl. Some things never change

To be fair Dempsey' date=' Foster and Stewart are fringe players and I agree with you they are not up to scratch.

Byrne and Muirhead for some reason get a start nearly every week however and they are shite, simple as that.

The only player we paid a fee for there was Byrne (50k), Dunfermline must be pissing their pants. The guy is a joke. He can't pass, can't tackle, is constantly dragged out of position and looks a very poor player. I thought he should get a chance this season, get pre season under his belt, but he hasn't improved. Calderwood must see that and change things.

We haven't had a decent left back since David Robertson. And I hate to say it... McAllister was a better left back than Byrne. Hell, even Scott Morrision was a far better player. And you can't knock the Winnie! The Deep Byrne will never make Icelandic player of the year

We are missing Heikkinen.[/quote']

I guarantee you the only reason Muirhead was in the team on Sunday was because he is over 6 foot, and Jimmy thought we would need some big lads to match Hearts physically. That is the same reason Byrne was bought and is considered 1st choice left back. Thats the difference between our big lads and those of Hearts and Celtic: their's are footballers (bar Balde) who happen to be big.

Spot on assessment from Marsh, bar the slating of Crawford. He hasn't done it, but I still feel something is gonna happen when he gets the ball, because he is obviously of above-average ability

Good game today' date=' with this and the dundee utd game pittodrie has become bearable again.

The referee was very bad. IN the first half i think he got msot decisions the right way but hte times he did and didn't use his yellow card was a bit cofusing. As the game went on he started getting more decisions wrong. I couldn't believe Zander didn't get booked for his challenge on Skacel.

Jimmy made a mistake in putting Dempsey on for Hart. Clark had actually been poor in the first half but he's never effective at right back. Considine should of went on at right back.

All in all though a good point.[/quote']

Diamond did get booked for it. Clark was ok at full-back, maybe not positionally, but he recovered well, and had one great challenge. More danger came down our left, thanks to fecking Byrne

Paul Hartley called me a wanker.

Best performance i've seen for a while' date=' well the 1st half anyway. Nicholson did well in Severins position, but i'm still not convinced about the purchase of Dempsey. and the only decent player on the bech was Andy Considine. Ricky Foster for Darren Mackie....i tell thee!

Is Zander injured badly?[/quote']

What was Hartley fuming so badly over? Surely he should be able to take a "Who are ya?" chant. He only got that because he was going mad over the very few decisions that Hearts didn't get in their favour. And he should have been booked for celebrating infront of the home fans

Ahem...i fancy a lassy' date=' and a bonnie one at that. [/quote']

I know, but I thought you and me were unique in fancying lassies, or at least admitting to it. We are a different breed, after all. Besides, have you ever called her a lassie?

Aberdeen absolutely dominated the first half. Hearts absolutely dominated the second half.

Why don't Aberdeen play that well against the non-Old Firm/Hearts-this-season teams?

Infact, we always dominate home games from start to finish (except against Old Firm/Hearts, who, incidentally, are one-and-the-same in the eyes of ref Craig Thomson at least), it's just other teams usually score one goal more than us, and it's usually the only goal of the game.

Paul Hartley better hope he doesn't meet me in a dark alley anytime soon, or I might subject him to a Jankauskas-style stamp on the foot, or a Pressley-style shoulder to the jaw

Reading the P&J today it seems all the teachers in the program are part of the Aberdeen University teacher training school. So I imagine most of the schools featured will be here.

Sound-o, like

I saw the advert for this, and there was a brief flash of the Westhill Academy sign!!! And I got a bit over-excited. Did this Blair fellow go there? Surely the BBC wouldnt feature TWO north-east schools, as that would be ignoring decades of central belt bias...

Thinking about this kept me up last night (as it does everynight, really), and in the shower this morning I too remembered Maps, and it all fell into place:-

1, Apply Some Pressure - Maximo Park

2, Bandages - Hot Hot Heat

3, No Good Advice - Girls Aloud

4, Bohemian Like You - The Dandy Warhols

5, The Shy Retirer - Arab Strap

6, Do You Want To - Franz Ferdinand (I can't help but feel this is the high watermark of pop)

7, Float On - Modest Mouse

8, Somebody Told Me - The Killers

9, Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

10, Toxic - Britney Spears (likely to be omitted when I can think of something equally as great that some scallies in a garage came up with, rather than a group of professional songwriting boffins)

The resemblance to Larsen B's list is a result of great minds thinking alike, rather than conferring