Steve Temple

Amazingly...I too own none. That's cos it's albums, silly

In the absence of a parent or guardian, I'm taking your advice as an elder statesmen (so I believe)

Yeah? Maybe i should just turn up on time and go away if it doesn't kick-off

How long will they play for, do you think/know? Ie, will there be time for me to see it all, and get to the bank before it closes?

There's no clue here...oh, someone in the Fence Collective! KT Tunstall! Get in!

I fear it's Stuart Braithwaite again

I'm not sure if it's the translation of that, mind

No, but I've seen his wee boy in a Celtic shirt . To be fair, it was probably bought by his uncle, who is on the books at Celtic, despite being skinned-alive by me many a-time in the playground

I'm on a Bill Hicks-quoting roll, so here's another one for you to suck on: "'isnt it great, everyday hot and sunny'....what are you, a fucking lizard? Only lizards feel that way about this kind of weather. I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, cappucinos, scarves and rosy-cheeked women"

Ha ha ha ha. As a result of reading those, I had a look at the official Chuck Norris website, as all I knew of him previously was the mentions he got from Bill Hicks("Do you want your loved one to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers...or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?") I was disappointed to find he actually looks like a slightly riled university lecturer

Denied. I just checked, and tranzmute actually used it on the 18th of July

You've used that word twice in a week, and in neither instance were you describing a hard blister on the sole of your foot. Stop it, you've inspired Larsen B to start using it! Sorry to say it, trippingoneastereggs, but the jacket doesn't sound like much of a loss. Infact, the silver-lining to this cloud is that you will buy a new and cooler jacket!

I know, if he took princess' advice, we'd be denied such great thread titles as this one. I mean that.Truly great

My mum has all the teeth that have fallen out of my mouth and my sisters mouth IN HER PURSE. I'd have said "wtf, mum?!?!?!" when I saw them, but she'd have knocked the rest of my teeth out with her handbag I think I may have been as old as 10 when I found out Santa wasn't real, but I still blubbed like a little girl. Some things never change

Infact, we always dominate home games from start to finish (except against Old Firm/Hearts, who, incidentally, are one-and-the-same in the eyes of ref Craig Thomson at least), it's just other teams usually score one goal more than us, and it's usually the only goal of the game. Paul Hartley better hope he doesn't meet me in a dark alley anytime soon, or I might subject him to a Jankauskas-style stamp on the foot, or a Pressley-style shoulder to the jaw

Sound-o, like

I saw the advert for this, and there was a brief flash of the Westhill Academy sign!!! And I got a bit over-excited. Did this Blair fellow go there? Surely the BBC wouldnt feature TWO north-east schools, as that would be ignoring decades of central belt bias...

Thinking about this kept me up last night (as it does everynight, really), and in the shower this morning I too remembered Maps, and it all fell into place:- 1, Apply Some Pressure - Maximo Park 2, Bandages - Hot Hot Heat 3, No Good Advice - Girls Aloud 4, Bohemian Like You - The Dandy Warhols 5, The Shy Retirer - Arab Strap 6, Do You Want To - Franz Ferdinand (I can't help but feel this is the high watermark of pop) 7, Float On - Modest Mouse 8, Somebody Told Me - The Killers 9, Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 10, Toxic - Britney Spears (likely to be omitted when I can think of something equally as great that some scallies in a garage came up with, rather than a group of professional songwriting boffins) The resemblance to Larsen B's list is a result of great minds thinking alike, rather than conferring