lil_kazzy

My ex dropped me from about five feet up flat onto my back on a lawn. It wasn't *exactly* sore, but I was so winded that I didn't breathe at all for about three minutes, and my breathing wasn't back to normal for days. One of the scariest moments of my life :/

I'm genuinely nice

Will I add that to my redeeming features then?

I'm just generally wonderful. *coughs*

Haha - clearly I have no fashion then. All my clothes are bought on the basis of science and logic: I look better in baggy jeans cause I don't look fat, ditto for baggy tops, hoodies can hide my hair if I can't be arsed washing it, the waterproof trousers I wear relatively often are waterproof, my trainers are comfy (that's logic surely?) and my waterproof jacket is so incredibly unsexy but IS windproof and waterproof. It's all logic and science!

My brother's called John West. I used to have tuna sandwiches with ketchup in my packed lunches at school. Heh, those were the days.

I always wear navy: it's not a weather related thing, it's just that every hoody I own is navy. I suppose my jeans are navy too. And my trainers.... It's good to wear dark colours when the sun's out but it's windy, cause the sun heats you up more than if you were wearing lighter colours.

http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/ Try here Obviously it's not accurate at all because it doesn't mention the SNP as it's an english thing, but it's still interesting. I'm a Lib Dem apparently.

Being crushed between a 7.5 tonne lorry's wheel and my bmx and the pavement on union street was pretty sore.

Actually, he didn't love it. He deserted from the German Army after they made him join.

You know, now I look like a right twat. Being the naive person I am I just took that statistic on face value. Tbh, SNP are still the only alternative in Aberdeen North - the constituency now includes some of the wards from Aberdeen Central that have had the highest levels of SNP support. And the Lib Dems were nearly 4000 votes behind the SNP basing it on the old statistics for the constituency.

Dentists are evil. My one stopped being NHS and started charging me for no apparent reason. So I quit (on principle), but I can't find another dentist now - not even a non-NHS one. Which sucks somewhat. At least I still go to the orthodontist who can point out anything wrong with my teeth.

In Aberdeen North, if you don't want Labour to gain another seat then you should vote SNP. In the last election they were only 357 votes behind labour - therefore the only real way to get rid of labour in aberdeen north is to vote SNP.

Have you heard that Alex Salmond is going to donate 100 to labour for every SNP target area that Tony Blair visits - he feels that a visit from Blair will cause people to vote AGAINST labour, so the PM would be doing the SNP a favour. *giggles*

If you read Revelations, it says that people will take the 'mark of the devil' before the end of the world. Most people will take it, and only a brave few will resist. It's speculated that ID cards are the beginning of this - possibly leading onto people being microchipped and stuff. So that's another source predicting the end of the world soonish. Oh, better explain that revelations is the last book of the bible and it's about the end of the world.

My parents recently invested in series 1-3 of still game, so of course I immediately borrowed them and watched them all. Some GREAT stories.

That song... That evil song.... Urggh.....