Uncle Fritz

The fact that Macrocosmica are no more is shite! They were an awesome band and we (Perineum) were fortunate enough to share a bill with them in Dundee. Art Of The Black Earth and Farewell To Earth are weapon as fuck! Buy them and become enlightned.

This was great! Thanks to Andy for putting the show together and also David, Euan and Joe.

Tonight! Looking forward to it:)

Im afraid not, although our drummer is. Myself and anAll (the basstard) are Dundee born and bred. Can I ask why you assumed that we hail from the Ferry of Broughty? Cheers for the nice words folks:)

Just incase anyone is interested we have aquired a new drummer in the form of Robin Sutherland, local Dundonian knob-twiddling, recording mofo whos expertise can be heard on such albums as Laeto's Zwoa and Spyamp's GTi to name but a few. We are hoping to be back at full speed again in the new year and returning to Aberdeen is a priority. Watch this space! On a different note, you can now download the live tracks that are up on our MySpace page if you want. Cheers. Uncle F.

Thanks Andy. Looking forward to this lots

Cheers ya'll! Thankyou for the kind words. For those of you who may be interested, Perineum have recently aquired a new drummer in the form of Robin Sutherland who is coincidentally the knob twiddler behind Spyamp's GTi, Laeto's Zwoa and my own solo effort. We have a couple of gigs lined up in Dundee in December and providing everything goes well, we shall return to granite behemoth in the new year. http://www.myspace.com/perineumtheband Im also working on the follow-up to Nine Songs in the shed at the bottom of my parents garden. Hopefully I will have something ready in March time (fingers crossed) and no doubt will be coming out again through Pet Piranha. If anyone is ever needing an out-of-town solo performer for an Aberdeen gig then please give me a shout - fritz@petpiranha.com http://www.myspace.com/yourunclefritz Cheers

Hello everyone. Just letting ya'll know that I have been added to this bill at the last minute. I'll be first on so please make it down early if you would like to catch my set. Cheers, Uncle Fritz http://www.myspace.com/yourunclefritz

Alrighty there Aberdonians? Just letting ya'll know that we (Perineum) have put up some of our live recordings on our myspace page. If you get a chance please check them oot. Cheers: http://www.myspace.com/perineumtheband

Hey there a'body. Just letting any of you who know me about a review of my album over on rise-and-shine.com. Check it out if you get a chance. Thanks http://www.rise-and-shine.com/reviews.php?mode=RECORD&artist=Uncle+Fritz&PHPSESSID=fde13f268ae95eec2378a4a5f8fd75d0

Thanks to anyone who came down last night to see me. Even though the sound was absoultely baws and it was hotter than hell, I had a great time! Enjoy the rest of the festival a'body.

Tonight! Please come

Bump bumpy bump.

Hello. As part of this years GO North festival I shall be playing in Siberia, Belmont Street. Not sure how much it is or who Im playing with but I'll let you know in due course. Hope some of can come, Cheers. Fritz

This was just super! Thanks to Stuart and Drakes Promotions for organising the gig and also MTS and Project: Ven Hell for putting on rocking preformances. Respect.

Thanks man. We had a blast and you guys were rocking too! Cheers

Just for that bit of cheek, your request has been denied!

People should come to this. If not for the music then for a swatch at my new haircut which makes me look like a fucking dick.

Just a little something to tide you good people over until the 12th: http://www.myg0t.com/CS-Condition_Zero.BETA-myg0t.mpg *NOT WORK SAFE*

I believe that is a task we can acheive. However, as I have already stated, it is very unlikely our music will cause physical distress to the man-made structures that collectively represent Aberdeen. Just letting you all know to avoid any possible dissapointment.

Your Perineum is quite possibly the most important part of the human frame, especially for a woman. Without its presence the vagina and rectum would combine to become one and I don't think anyone needs to be told that would be somewhat disgusting. Can you imagine going down on that!?!?