Lemonade

I eat way too many of these things. This is a particularly awful one. https://t.co/8TifKbJC8o

The Corrs have resurfaced after 15 years and weirdly Jim is now the eye candy.

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First Christmas film of the year in the bag; Miracle On 34th Street 1994 remake. @MaraWritesStuff cute as a whole drawer full of buttons.

I'll say this, the 2003 Iraq "war" certainly spawned some fucking awesome protest music. https://t.co/xO7xVv4OBt

RT @StanCollymore: Done. No more Tories infiltrating the grand old party of working people anymore. Time to change. https://t.co/cYSz4KHYPQ

I'm at a Mumford & Sons concert drinking alcohol free beer. Go on @elnev, do your worst. https://t.co/BwO4zmkYSo

Pointless stat of the day award... https://t.co/NC8X42L8fb

Wait a minute. There are tennis competitions other than Wimbledon?

Things that might exist: ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot. Things that definitely don't exist: Lewis Hamilton's personality.

I still remember my absolute disgust the first time I ever bit into a Xmas mince pie, expecting it to be made of actual mince.

Hangover level: critical.

The absolutely state of this. Noodles chips and curry sauce in one tray. Not proud. In a hurry to get to the pub. https://t.co/qwtL90V96M

Just kicked a pregnant woman in the crotch to get the last iPad at 10% off, yesssss I rule. #BlackFriday

But guys, what if Furio had actually pushed Tony into the helicopter blades?

Red and Hurley weren't bad but they were mediocre. Death to False Metal and Everything Will Be were bad. Raditude was BAD BAD. Raditurd.

RT @AdnanSadiq01: I'm guessing more people noticed the headline than the correction https://t.co/m3Cq1tkC5a

I haven't had sausage & tomato Mammoth Bites since primary school in the 80s but I just got a craving for them.

Wow, 20 years old. I remember buying this in Woolworths in 1996. Great album. https://t.co/2OWBroxwvD

Steve McLaren needs to give up on the hair illusion / delusion. https://t.co/hGiwZSe3C4

When you're listening on shuffle and a massive blast from the past comes on and you want to jump around the office. https://t.co/Cs7HkTW6qg

I hope Klitschko smashes Tyson Fury's face in.