Jesus.H.Christ

Shit team, shit songs (apart from OCS)

"MEG: im going to go up stairs and kill myself PETER:? MEG: im going to eat some peanuts PETER:? MEG: im alergic to peanuts- aghh u guys know nothing about me! PETER:who the hell was that guy?" From the brilliant Family Guy.

5/10 Cant b arsed making a snappy comment.

"*beep, beep, sorry the fingers you have used to dial this number are to fat, please mash the keys with your palm to recieve a free dialling wand!" A classic from The Simpsons.

Really funny. But maybe thats because hes fat!

The guy from reef has a really gash voice!

Whats the most difficult part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair!

These guys r manly as well, http://www.coolchat.net/rmog/ Real american hero and Real men of genius.....Brilliant!

"Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It's a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule." ~Maddox Ahh what a guy!

Knock knock.. Use the bloody door bell!

Correct. The St Machar humour shines through once again.

best part has to be walkin up 2 some hoe and blowing her head off with a shotgun! Then doin it again and again and again and again..........

yeah im goin - with one of ur flatmates infact!

No thats why i said -but thats not goin to happen!! u spaz! Wish i had a wheelchair!

There are 2 on ebay for 92 squid! dont think u will get them much cheaper now. Luckily i got my 2 a while ago. u could probably afford them if u give up smokey smoke 4 a while- but thats not goin 2 happen!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of its tree? ................It was dead! Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? .................It though it was a game! Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? .................It was tied to the 2nd monkey!

She had no arms!

listened to them not 2 bad, Stuarts "yeah right" bit on Hangover is a bit cheesy tho.

none of them beat the mighty The Big Lebowski!

Sounds like an ace film! Old Boy is supposedly good as well.

has to be Killers-Hot Fuss!