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Aye, but Hearts are picked-on by referees and treated unfairly by the SFA, don't you know...

That's because the referees are racist.

Wasn't Czaba talking about making Zaliukas Hearts' captain this year, at one point?!

That just illustrates what a joke of a football club Hearts are; the boy has a chronic discipline problem and was sent off four times last year, so what better to learn him his lesson than to give him the club captaincy? Bizarre.

Their shortlist for the captaincy was supposedly Zaliukas, Stewart and Kingston. That's a whole lot of cunt.

Was he? Fucking hell. I thought he'd fucked off like the rest of their half decent players. The shitness of their new team has rubbed off, clearly.

Karipidis fucked off. Unless I'm getting them mixed up, I always thought Karipidis was better. Zaliukas just makes me laugh.

They'd kill for a Berra or Zaliuskas in there.

Zaliukas was playing was he nae?

Acceptable in Brazil.

Well, it was a Brazilian last season, Emerson. It's Matthieu Flamini this season, but Milan have recently decided they want to be Brazilian, so you may be onto something.

Ac Milan started handing players numbers based on their year of birth for some reason. Weirdos.

That's because their various overpaid ponces all feel the need to have some kind of "individual" number, and they've got far too many players on their books. Ronaldinho took #80 because he couldn't wrestle #10 out of Clarence Seedorf's glorious hands.

Milan also retired two numbers, so they're running out of sensible numbers to give players. Which is why they've committed the sickening atrocity against autistic football fans of giving #5 to a midfielder.

Yes it is

Bastardry on wheels. Ach well, night off work it is!

Is that a Friday?

also count me in on the vocals

SIX VOCALS YASS!!!

This is beginning to sound like the verses of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41.

Just when you think its nae working properly BAAANG

Mind and explain it to your kid this way at some point in the future. The "BAAANG" is vital.

Rep for this. But how come I can't see your rep?

Cheers.

No clue why it doesn't show. I might have opted out of displaying it during the first period when rep. points were going about.

I'm not. I simply find it strange that they have invaded 70 countries in the last 15 years.

Variety is the spice of life. Why invade the same country over and over again or occupy the same country for a long period when you can mix it up, wear different coloured combats, charitably liberate and educate different coloured unfortunates, etc.? States like Israel and China and are just boring bastards, whose lack of imagination is the real war crime.

New question: what would Peter Dow like to say to America?

All these interviews has made me go off and re-watch the Fast Show 'Geordie foreign footballer' scenes

Julio Geordio? Shenshayshinull.

Phil Brown is ace. Whilst he's not the best of managers, he's a bit more pleasant to listen to than most of his peers.

I saw him on TV the other day with orange skin and a pink jumper round his shoulders. The man is a fucking ponce whose vanity increases with every day he spends in the bright lights of the EPL.

Stop getting involved in other countries politics.

Stop poking your nose into America's foreign policy.

So he'll sign it in January then...

Aye, probably. And then he'll run a grand total of 7 yards in the second half of the season.

Spill the beans then.....

My mate Jean-Marc told me he won't sign a pre-contract 7 months before his current deal expires. He's usually pretty reliable with these things.

You heard it here first.

he'll sign a pre-contract in December and leave for nothing i'd imagine.

I have it on good authority that this will not happen.

All the time?! o_O

No, the rest of the time he's just slow. The great Steven Fletcher only scored 1 more league goal than Miller last season. OK, Miller took penalties, but he won a fair few of those himself and was our main creative force as well as our top scorer. So I'm nae quite ready to punt him in favour of *insert player who doesn't play for Aberdeen* just yet.

I agree that he was fucking useless today though.

Lee Miller could be the laziest footballer in the known universe.

He's unfit.

A tedious stream of sub-standard, semi-informed clichs stolen off Mock The Week.

I might be interested in playing guitar for this if my gear wasn't a shambles at the moment.

Honest question - do Rangers fans actually give a shit about Aberdeen, or is it a unilateral "rivalry"?

I'm an Aberdeen supporter, btw.

You won't get an honest answer.

I think everyone in this thread going "nit, you're a cunt cos you support Rangers" is a fascist-adolf-hitler-like cunt.

Break out that rule about branding people Hitler, call me a twat etc etc I don't give a fuck.

Sweeping generalisations are no more acceptable with football than they are with any other scenario, don't fucking kid yourselves.

Stop making sweeping generalisations about people who don't like Rangers fans, Adolf.

No club is completely innocent, Dons fans should read 'Congratulations - you have just met the Aberdeen Casuals' if you can bear to drag yourself through what is a terrible book.

Obviously I'm nae disputing the fact that Dons fans have a record of causing trouble, but Dan Rivers' credibility is supposedly dubious at best.

That's exactly what was said about the problems in Manchester starting.

Funny what happens when it's your side that's in question.

You're just a little bit deluded, aren't you? Who attacked Rangers fans in Manchester? And lice don't count.