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3 hours ago, Adam Easy Wishes said:

IIRC, you have about a week post-purchase to bring any issues with a boiler up with the seller, after which you're basically screwed.

Perhaps as long as a month. There will be a lawyer type person that can confirm?

Crystal20 is totes legit.

I will have to think about this list and then report my findings in due course.

Laika Come Home is proud to present an evening of doom, drone and noise rock to bleaken your midwinter, featuring performances from:

SUNWØLF

Brilliantly intense, droney doom-gaze (I hate that word, but I'm going to use it anyway because it's apt). Seriously affecting, entrancing, immersive and brutal visceral sonic (and often visual) assault. Album "Beholden To Nothing and No One" is a delightful lesson in imaginative atmospheric ambience and modest rider demands.

Do not miss this, just don't, okay?

http://sunwolfuk.bandcamp.com/
http://sunwolf.bigcartel.com/

PART-DOG

A rare solo appearance by Dirtdrinker guitarist and drone artist Mark Rennie. Fantastically dark, bleak, chill-inducing imagery inspired by the darker elements of folklore and mythology. Anatomically imposing images where bright, faceless pits of eyes burn out from animal hoods on human forms against a backdrop of eerie forests and industrial towers. With his solo drone project, PART-DOG creates an appropriately intense, brooding and lush drone-driven soundtrack to accompany his artwork.

http://partdog.bandcamp.com/

DEATH WATCH

Local Aberdeen sludge band, combining low tunings, elements of drone and doom with a juggernaut-load worth of volume and superb presence. A band who can go from all-out hardcore thrash, to the brooding Earth-esque brilliance of "Khonsu" and back again with aplomb. Yas. 

http://www.youtube.com/deathwatchofficial

8 PM DOORS / £5 IN / VEGAN BAKESALE.

Back and looking a bit different, lovely stuff.

If he was still a moderator, I'd start a petition for his dismissal.

We can start a petition for his dismissal from the site completely?

 

Are there even any moderators anymore? Can we just chuck him off?

I'm surprised he still has time to post on this site, what with his preoccupation with shagging computer wrestlers.

Adult colouring books. I refuse to be friends with anyone who owns one.

I dunno man, that's a bit harsh. They're primarily used as a mindfulness technique to treat anxiety disorder AFAIK

Lemonade, intolerant of mental illness, the hateful bastard.

My one has optional wheels. Fucking wheels, BOOM.

I got a new clothes horse yesterday, it is pretty amazing. Apparently it can take four loads of washing at once.

Sandy, Sandy and Sandi? Christ. 

This is what we really should be focussing on, everyone in the Thom family seems to be called Sandy. Imagine if they utilised that for entertainment purposes, rather than the MOR singer-songwriting? Endless possibilities, Saturday night entertainment, a chat show with all of them hosting, perhaps a sitcom... 

You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

The Evening Express confuses weather with paranormal activity.

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/wheelie-bin-spooks-aberdeen-resident/

Her da' is also called Sandy, which is one of my favourite facts.

What a big head.

This is tonight! 

Brave the weather and come enjoy some live music, first band on at 7:30 pm!

Who is Keith Jackson? What is a British Isles XI?

Tomorrow night!

This is an early start - 7 pm - and the first act is scheduled to be on at 7:30 pm.

Most importantly though, how well does this unit push out a pinched harmonic, on a scale of 1 to

I unleashed a pretty fearsome pinch out of nowhere on Friday night. There was some guy at the front with a head. When the pinch was over, he didn't have a head, mission accomplished.

Very surprised in how articulate the amp 1 is in a live setting. Even though I am playing with what could only be described as a crap load of fuzz, the amp really responded to dynamics in my playing technique*.

*pinch harmonics and pick scrapes

penis, lol

The size is to emphasise how much fun this show will be.

Titus Andronicus - The Most Lamentable Tragedy

Sounds like they made an album based on hearing 'London Calling' playing in the next room. I did not care for this.

Eluvium - Nightmare Ending

Woozy ambience. I LIKE IT.

This is on Friday night!

Lenin Death Mask have away and put their new EP online, have a listen - www.lenindeathmask.bandcamp.com

Totally vibin' to see Civil Elegies again; Seas have played with them a couple of times in Glasgow and they are HELLA INTENSE.

THIS IS TONIGHT!

99% of comedy/novelty songs are for cunts with no personality.

So i tried the amp 1 at rehearsal tonight and it was beasting. Loads of headroom, barely any noise and it loved my pedals. This amp weighs less than my guitar, super impressed.

Plus, i can now unleash ULTRA METAL tones, yaldy. The volume made my DD6 pop open and my guitar's volume knob fly off.