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Larrikin Love are the best new band around by a mile. Fucking Kooks and their fucknig headline and their fucking sold-out gig.....

I know. It's only sold out so people can sing along to ''Naive''.

I suggest a break-in to the music hall?

Awww what the fuck.

How much are they going for on ebay?

I used to really want my nipple pierced and nearly got persuaded to do it at T in the Park (DONT ASK).

My friend got hers done at Richards in her lunch break and never had a problem, so who knows.

DO IT YOURSELF??

This thread is famous.

I incoherently slurred something to Amy Sawers and co last night in Drummonds about sparkles and bearded men. Help me.

I saw some Banksy work in Durham - I got excited and took photos. Highlight of my fucking trip.

The guy does have some points to make; I read the majority of his ''Wall and Piece'' in Borders Bookshop in Glasgow one day (I refuse to pay for a book).

Spray paint yeah?

I'd love to go to Thailand.

p.s don't die without going to Australia, Singapore or Fiji. Unmissable.

yeah! lets start a sculpture revolution!

see if we can all make some sort of public art (that's not a piss take' date=' you know a coke tin in a pile of sick)...something that we can be proud of and say "I did that!"...

we could also see if we can all spot each others works ?

I'd be up for it...(I'll be doing some more natural bits in local forests, as I'd said)...

something in town might be interesting?....[/quote']

Yeah, I'm thinking along the works of a grafitti arist called ''Banksy''? Joke, by the way, I'm not that talented.

I went to Tyrebagger on Sunday and half of the sculptures seem to have gone. The ''American Bison'' are looking a tad shabby and threadbare. Stones are missing from the cave thing aswell.

Who's up for an artist's rampage?

lepeep getting written about on the net = cool.

She will get all the Ramsy Street boys now!

Maybe Harold could go goth too?

Dirty Pretty Things?

If that happened I would actually pee myself.

Back to topic, Larrikin Love would be quite exciting. They're playing Glasgae and Edinburgh soon.

top five cheap alcoholic shit:

1.Lambrini

2.Buckfast

3.White Lightning

4.Chambrini

5.White label vodka from asda.

top five things to put a penis into (excluding body parts):

1. jet engine

2. car exhaust

3. chainsaw blade

4.tub of cement

5. frying pan

Top five kicthen appliances:

1. toastie maker.

2. oven

3. kettle

4.microwave

5.dishcloth

Yeah, I read that.

Just before he admits to being a thatcher fan.

And his wife is 25.

Although I don't really agree, I think the Arctic Monkeys will get it.

I think the most authentic stuff is from Ikea (black label, 4.2%?), you can buy it for next to nothing.

Rome is pretty much my favourite European city.

TOP TEN AS SEEN BY ME:

1. Spanish Steps. I don't care what anyone says, its awesome. Full of drunk people to have banter with and you see the occasional marriage proposal. Free.

2. Trevi Fountain, go at night when it is all lit up. And chuck the penny in etc. Also Free.

3. Sistine Chapel - Beautiful, for some reason I cried. It's full of disrespectful tourists and you've got to get up at around 7.30am to queue as they only allow a certain number of people in the Vatican city. Very expensive.

4. Numerous chapels and churches that you will come across, the ones away from the beaten track are best.

5. I think its called the Victor something monument. Huge white building with horse statues on top. There is a large grass roundabout infront which you can sit on, go at night - but not too late because it shuts at like 4/5pm.

6. Colloseum, obv. Full of tourists, beggars and shitty stalls. Got to queue for fucking ages and its expensive. Half of it is always shut down for restoration anyway.

7. Ride a vespa. Never did it myself but I don't think you could go to italy and not want to.

8. I've forgotton the name of it, but there's a huge park which overlooks the roman ruins and the entire city. Bit of a mission up there but worth it.

9. Eat pizza, pasta and ice-cream. OBV.

10. Go on ''Colloseum Booze Crawl''.

End of.

Yeah, the crowne plaza is lovely. Not too far from Dam Square either.

Whatever you do, don't stay in a place called the ''Prins Hendrik'' Hotel. You will regret it.

I saw one member of the band enscribe ''THE VIEW'' ontop of an Xfm poster at T in the Park.

They are going to get bummed by the general public soon.

Oct 23 2006 - Leadmill - Sheffield

Oct 24 2006 - Zodiac - Oxford

Oct 25 2006 - The Waterfront - Norwich

Oct 26 2006 - Northumbria University - Newcastle

Oct 27 2006 - Moshulu - Aberdeen

Oct 28 2006 - Liquid Rooms - Edinburgh

Oct 30 2006 - Academy 2 - Manchester

Oct 31 2006 - Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton

Nov 01 2006 - Anson Rooms - Bristol

Nov 02 2006 - Wedgewood Rooms - Portsmouth

Nov 04 2006 - Yo-Yo @ Welly - Hull

Nov 05 2006 - 53 Degrees - Preston

Nov 06 2006 - Rescue Rooms - Nottingham

Nov 07 2006 - The Fez - Reading

Nov 08 2006 - Concorde - Brighton

Nov 09 2006 - ULU - London

tbh, bebo will never beat myspace - in music or otherwise.

and who the hell was that girl camping near us that knew who i was on here and wouldn't tell me who she was???

Shit - I forgot all about that.

I managed to see:

SATURDAY:

Jeff Mills

Maximo Park

PLacebo

The Zutons

Pharell (LOL)

Damian Marley

The Ordinary Boys

RHCP

SUNDAY

Mr Scruff

Magic Numbers (not out of own choosing)

The Proclaimers (LOL)

Hard Fi

fucking Dirty Pretty Things

Arctic Monkeys

The Strokes

The Who

Had good banter in the Slam tent, Celidh tent and silent disco.

Very pissed off at the times on the Sunday; everyone I wanted to see clashed. Once I was infront of the main stage I couldn't be bothered moving.

But its ok because I bought a wedding dress for six pounds.

I didn't get either.

Although, to be honest I slept past nine so what did I expect.

There live show has improved a scary amount since that day in March with Bromheads.

But their spelling sure as fuck hasn't.

HAR HAR