A.Pel

IRN BRU

TENNANTS

novelty hats with red hair

Going ''hillwaking'' in the middle of fuck knows where.

Folk that are bleezing at 2pm

Teenage pregnancies

decent curries and kebabs

GLENMORANGIE (gaelic for ''glen of tranquility'')

Crathes Castle

Pfft, can't think of much.

1. Don't Pat The Wombat - Elizabeth Honey

2. Fight Club - Chuck Palahuinuik

3. On The Road - Jack Keroauc

4. The Acid House - Irvine Welsh

5. The Sacred Art Of Stealing - Christopher Brookmyre

6. Naked Lunch - William Burroughs

7.A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess

8. Big Sur - Jack Keroauc

9. Filth - Irvine Welsh

10. Fear and Loathing - Hunter S. Thomson

I didn't put mush effort into that list and the more I read it, the more I think of others.

Sounds like a belter.

It is well funny.

If you are a jew you probably wouldn't be laughing that much though.

rolling stones - sympathy for the devil

billy bragg - a new england

reel big fish - beer

t.rex - ride a white swan

oasis - slide away

chilli peppers - under the bridge

libertines -cant stand me now

rusted root - send me on my way

book - A DICTIONARY

luxury - pencil and paper (counts as one item )

Aye go for it!

He Is So Getting Sleezed On.

two for 150?

Christ, this is getting so tempting!

Big Sur - Jack Keroauc

and

On The Road - Jack Keroauc

love it.

I can't belive I've jsut spent 64.80.

Skint for the rest of the month then.

What kind of stuff are they likely to ask?

I have found ''frequently asked questions'' to be:

1. If you were made director of the NHS tomorrow what would you do?

2. If you had 10,000 what would you do with it?

???

Imagine what his real ballsacks must look like...

I like that song, but its pissing me off due to massive overplay on BBC 6 radio.

Her eye make-up annoys me more though.

How exciting, they is like famous but American.

Gonnae sell out like fuck.

One, DIY on a drunken night.

It's hot. And its now starting to hurt.

Eyay I'm going out this evening as Lara Croft.

Yeah my Dad was stuck on the runway at the airport last night for 1.5 hours as it was ''too windy'' for the airport staff to go out onto the runway.

pre-sale sold out already.

That is a fish tank and a half.

That is ace.

'eyayayya''

Apologies, ticket sold to friend outwith aberdeen-music.com

Oh aye, another thing. Medication.

I was once asked for a doctors note to prove I was not a dodger with a bunch of needles in my bag. I haven't been to the doctors in about three years and I have never been asked for one before, so obviously I didn't have one. The bastards then attempted to take what could be, though in fairness probably is not, life-saving equipment away from me and leave me to die.

To be fair the forums I like posting on most have little or no moderators. Everyone just posts shit and slags each other off and its hilarious. Yeah, proper conversation doesn't go amiss but ALL the time?

I went into Bugsy Brown's when I was fifteen and I didn't think it was all that bad.

And I'm a girl.

Due to work being bastards I can no longer attend.

Standing ticket.