A.Pel

Dobbies in Hazlehead do them for like 3 quid each don't they?

By the way hamsters absolutely reek, they piss all over you and their teeth are nasty when thrust into a thumb.

Without even thinking I had my entire make-up bag in my hand luggage while going to London last month and got the entire thing taken off me. Had to go buy it all back in duty free.

I was fucking raging but it was my own fault.

I love his ''Time For Heroes'' cover.

most punchable - camie

How could anyone want to punch Camie?

14, broken sunshine at drakes - if you want to call that a gig. Good times.

Who's supporting?

Haha, awesome.

i'll probably dress as something really slaggish and unoriginal, knowing me.

Isn't that the whole point of halloween?

While drunk the other night I let a friend sabotage me with a needle and earring. I have become rather attached to it, but having never had anything done before I don't know how to stop the pus coming etc.

So far I have slathered myself in TCP, but is it salty water you're supposed to use?

OMG X192473194

How exciting, I cannot wait.

Yas Plz.

And thats not only because of John.

Ticketmaster pretty much is satan though.

Actually getting off yer arse and wlaking to the box office/one up saves a fiver.

Only one needed.

pm plzzz

Yeah, I think you will probably need an amputation.

its the view that are supporting them, hope its the blood arm aswell tho, its def the view tho, they told me

I hope its both, gonnae be a belter.

Top 50 Ultimate Student Anthems 2006

1) I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor Arctic Monkeys

2) Mr Brightside The Killers

3) I Predict A Riot Kaiser Chiefs

4) Take Me Out Franz Ferdinand

5) This Charming Man The Smiths

6) Hounds Of Love The Futureheads

7) Nave The Kooks

8 ) Last Nite The Strokes

9) Banquet Bloc Party

10) Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division

11) Monster The Automatic

12) We Are Your Friends Justice vs Simian

13) Sugar We're Going Down Fall Out Boy

14) Common People Pulp

15) Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana

16) Helicopter Bloc Party

17) Apply Some Pressure Maximo Park

18 ) Don't Look Back Into The Sun The Libertines

19) Do You Want To Franz Ferdinand

20) House Of Jealous Lovers The Rapture

21) Teenage Kicks The Undertones

22) Cigarettes And Alcohol Oasis

23) I Am The Resurrection Stone Roses

24) Song 2 Blur

25) Time For Heroes The Libertines

26) Born Slippy Underworld

27) Over And Over Hot Chip

28 ) Decepticon Le Tigre

29) Fools Gold Stone Roses

30) Power Out Arcade Fire

31) In The Morning Razorlight

32) Insomnia Faithless

33) Baywatch Theme Sunblock

34) My Generation The Who

35) Blue Monday New Order

36) Club Foot Kasabian

37) Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet

38 ) Bang Bang Dirty Pretty Things

39) Valerie The Zutons

40) When The Sun Goes Down Arctic Monkeys

41) Dreaming Of You The Coral

42) Plug In Baby Muse

43) All These Things I've Done The Killers

44) Sweet Child O Mine Guns N Roses

45) Fake Tales Of San Francisco Arctic Monkeys

46) Panic The Smiths

47) Just Radiohead

48 ) Voodoo People Prodigy

49) Alright Supergrass

50) Girls And Boys Blur

anyone know?

Sorry, it's probably common knowledge.

Yeah, I went to a private party in the SObar a wee while ago actually.

What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato?

A DICTATOR

Enjoyed them so much last time you're back for more then?

What's Richard Hammond's favourite band?

Jet.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A Raisin.

MY FAVOURITE JOKE EVER:

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick.

YAYAYAYYAYYAYAY

Can't wait.

Banging, I will be there getting my groove on.

Channel Four incorportaed have been milking it all day.

''Captain Russel Brand'' indeed.

MInes too old to be viewed I think.

It was definately about Broken Sunshine. OH, the good old days.