Lawy Lawson:Attorney

Theres something I don't get about the film' date=' maybe I missed something...

When the guy is lying in the hospital bed at the start, why wasn't he attacked like everyone else in the hospital?

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Because someone locked him in whilst he was in the coma. That's why the keys were under the door.

We need a scapegoat for failing to conquer Iraq

The British Govts own dirty bomb.

We should have had more Teslas around our base and maybe some more Tiberian harvesters.

I thought it was pish...

I was disappointed, but KNOCKKNOCK "go out" was utter, utter brilliance.

Yes' date=' Gunther von Hagens said much the same thing, except in a more Germanic looking-like-that-Gestapo-bloke-in-Raiders-Of-The-Lost-Ark kind of way...[/quote']

I had to google that. He DOES look like that guy, but more melted.

I wee on your attempts to label yourself unintelligent

Jesus, you've got a busy bladder, son.

if you explained why you thought it was so boreing i wouldnt feel like urinating on you

I thought the power drill scene was boring. BORING DEEP INTO HIS SKULL.

No? No.

I wee on your intellectual jokes...

Intellectual? I can't remember Pi after the first two decimal places! I'm hardly even "General Level"

This far into the thread and we haven't had a "what channel? 3.14!" exchange? A pox on all your houses.

hmm' date=' and heres me thinking this thread was about a limousine bull....[/quote']

..like in films when the rich prospector from Texas comes to town with a white suit and cigars and his car is a limousine with horns at the front but he gets out of the car and is a sweaty fatty?

*sigh* seen it months ago

OH NO! A THIEF FROM THE FUTARE! HIDE THE CHILDREN!

It was hit and miss. It was a good parody of the modern action blockbuster, but those things tend to parody themselves. The team was missing a tolken black member, though. But yeah, most of its targets have been thouroughly shot up already and I think I prefer South Park.

you guys are the reason the term 'hardcore' is a joke these days

The best thing I ever read about hardcore was over on SA, paraphrased it said:

"Hardcore fans don't actually like music. They just like the IDEA of music, y'know going to shows, drinking and having sex. Some of them even miss out the drinking and sex."

Do I agree? IT IS A MYSTARY FOR SHARLICK HOMES!

EDIT: I still think there is merit to the track, but I'd still rather hear a finished song.

So...OWA shouldn't record our progress thus far then? Alright, see. This was educational.

I wanted to have something positive to add so I think there is potential for some interesting dynamics there with the quiet/loud thing, but I think that track needs to be reined in a little. Cool guitar bit at about 5.43, but this track doesn't need to be that long by far. Shigeru Miyamoto killed my attention span, what can I say?

It's not the worst thing I've ever heard by any stretch. I mean, it's not like I can unhear Aerosmith.

I heard a rumour that just because it was Claire's birthday some guy decided he was going to surf on top of a shark but the shark was too tough and punched the guy in the face (WAMMO) and theyt guy didn't know what the fuck because he was dead and now a ghost and egon spengler and peter veinkmen drove their car at 88mph so it went through time into the past and said to him "STOP! DO NOT SURF ON A SHARK" and he said "OMG?LOL! OK!" SO HE RIPPED open a tank and FITNESS CELEBRIOTY JOHN LITHGOW and ate the soldiers inside because thery were terroirists and had a plan to let off a dirty bomb but james bond and solid snake teamed up and used the grren rangers whistle to summon the DRAGONZORD and called their friend teenwolf who was like "HAY GUYS!" and they lolled because the terrorists were CRUSHED FLAT and were all like "LALDSAFLHAFAFHSLSJKSHF" speaking in Iraqistan or whaterver. GAVIN HEWITT, BBC NEWS, WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!Please have some pictures:

Do you have stairs in your house?

HJAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'll be in tomorrow to say good-bye with the sweet lilting sound of Motormark reveberating around my skull.

Can't help but think this is partly my fault for all the times I'd "see that band another time". I'm sure whatever endeavour the Drakes crew embark on next will be glorious and just.

Thanks for the good times.

It only embarrasses you because you can see yourself in it, kids. I thought I'd never have to hear anyone say "Craig! Are you wearing nail varnish?" again. (shudder).

it's most likely you have exams in less than two weeks

i realised this the other day and its quite a terrifying thought

that is all

Two weeks exactly. But what's more important? That or X-Men Legends? That's right.

you mean like: http://www.fairyland.freewebspace.com/

i cnat tyep bec ause i have gouegd outmyo wn eyes. thankyo u, assclow n.

Will people please give up with this shit...it is getting old and pathetic...

Shitty geocities sites are always great though:

"WelcomE tO fAiRY pRiNceSs SaIloR MooN and LinKiN pArK pagE (animated flame gif) (broken jpg) (dead link) PlEase SiGn my GuEstBoOk"

I can't masturbate to pictures of Debbie Harry anymore, and I hear she's lost her voice () but I'm going fo' sho'. It's a fact that if "Hanging on the Telephone" was the ONLY song in the world, it would still be awesome and no one would be bored of it because it's awesome. FACT.

http://www.deanguitars.com/dimebag_pressrelease.htm

Nice tribute on the Dean Guitars site. I always thought it was cool when people asked what my Dean guitar looked like I could say "Dimebag's". This is still a shitty topic to contemplate.

then room fell through and we played in Something Awful rooms. We can organise a new time if people want and have a total big fuck-off game?

I can't find the room of which you speak...you broke my heart' date=' Lawy Lawson.

Broke my heart and stole my trousers.[/quote']

It's in the "user created" bit

And yes...there are a lot of cybersluts. Some of the SA guys were trying to coax pictures out of them (shudder)

what the fuck is wrong with you guys? I am guaranteeing fun.

Step 1. Go to isketch.net

Step 2. Go to the special Aberdeen-music room I have created (I'm there as an SA Goon, but i recommend keeping out of the SA room unless you post on the forums there. The humour is obscure and we don't like strangers ) The room is under "social"

Step 3. Play realtime online pictionary that is hillarious! Register under your AM name so I know you. MSN me at captain_supermarket@hotmail.com if i'm not in the game

The most important thing is that the picture had both ninjas AND guitars in it. Politics of "punk' is irrelevant.