Lawy Lawson:Attorney

The girl from the middle picture is hot as fuck! What she meant to be' date=' she looks like someone who lives in the dance tent over the whole T in the Park Weekend.[/quote']

Felicia from Darkstalkers, Capcom's horror beat-em' up series (Not better than Street Fighter)

Is it a new game or something?

Darn kidz...

Cosplay is the act of dressing up like a videogame character or anime assclown and hoping about covnetions playing Dance Dance Revoloution and being a total fucking moron who speaks in pigin Japanese. The sad thing is' date=' the girls that do this are sometimes quite hot (the guys are usually 2.5 times their ideal bodyweight), but their hotness is offset by the fact they have the time to make such elaborate replications of some submissive twat from Final Fantasy XiiiiXIIIIvXylmX and write blogs of a Tolkienesqe stature about that crap

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This megaman got the stomach power-up!

I'm masturbating and it burns!

...

To be serious, the Japanese are quite good at it, but in the USA there seems to be a high proportion of fat, middle aged men dressed as Sailor Moon hopping around the Wisconsin Holiday Inn Conference Hall.

I'm seeing it now. Um, it's okay I guess. Is that Cameron from Ferris Bueller?

they deserve the loss then

I'm using safari and can't see it either.

Someone's using internet explorer.....

Nah, but I assume most people are.

shame that

OH SHIT! I CANT BELIEVE YOU CALLED HARRY A RED X! YOU HAVE THE WIT OF SHERLOCK HOLMES AND OSCAR WILDE!

1. People with blogs/livejournals

"Listening to: Linking Park- Num

Saturday: Cameron was such an ass today cos he wouldnt go to the bon accord mall with stacy to by a new shirt and school is really sucking right now but its okey cos i have an unconditional to go to university to become and accountant anyway. OMG! Did anybody see that show about those kids from chernobal last night? It was so sad! If my kid was like that I'd have an abortion! I met Cameron and Stu outside one up and this guy asked us for money and stu was like "okay" and went into his pocket and gave the guy an empty whispa packit! I was like laughing so much! got the new green day cd. ive desided im going to try and be political now and give my old good charlotte cds to oxfam cos the suck now. BETTAR GO! OXOXOXOXOXOXOX!"

I hate you.

2. Nightclubs

More specificaly, nightclubbers. You're selfish, loud, obnoxious and violent. Thanks for making late night entertainment intolerable, doods!

Hmmm, I'll do the other three later.

It's not banter. It's not even funny. I'm not saying that in a teachery "you could have someone's eye out way", I mean it's not impressive or amusing,

well, unless you're a fucking moron, maybe.

its great to see so many people acting like big sissys' date=' half you fuckers used to be at everyone one of this bands shows[/quote']

Yes, but they've all learned an important lesson, haven't they?

Look, the answer to all your quirky pop needs is any XTC album released between 1978 and 1983. Truth.

Buy a double bass and learn to play it instead. More expensive but way cool. Sounds good too.

unfortunately' date=' you need rather a large vehicle to move it about, unless your built like the hulk.....[/quote']

...which would imply you'd have to be angry in order to cart it around, and you'd probably end up smashing it or using it to knock The Abomination or the Leader into space. Not worth it really.

(what's the range of a double bass? The fingerboard looks really short)

Annie Lennox and I guess driveblind are out of the scene now

Don't forget The Shaman!!!

own up...who went to that address?

Dude. Please.

If I wanted to read about clowns, I'd go to circus.com/asshats

http://www.emogame.com

Have fun. And check out the anti-Bush game.

Guess maybe I should have posted this on The Wasteland. Too late.

The emo game is a great way to kill a few hours. It's obvious the creator liked the good stuff about "emo" and is upset about it's current state and is therefore cool enough to laugh at himself. And the Zelda and Metroid references in the first game gave me a stiffy.

Oh, and EmoGame 2 has Robocop as a secret character!

well Robocop doesn't need to sleep if we go by the latest incarnation of the Freddy series - Freddy vs. Jason' date=' Freddy is out in the real world now mofos!!

Damn the movie was fuckin SHIT!!!

so anyway, Robocop no doubt - he rules everyone, especially that big fuck off robot from Robocop!![/quote']

Freddy is considerably weaker in the real world, If I remember correctly.

I too hated FvJ, but I'm hankering for Freddy vs Robocop!

Guys. The answer is Batman. It's his 21st.

In the central downstairs bit of Adeen Art Gallery' date=' behind the pondage there is what appears to be a dirty sleeping bag. Is this an installation, a joke or was it left by someone doing some painting?

BTW there is no note about it on the wall or whatever as far as I could see.

Dave[/quote']

It's a sculpture made out of bronze. Seriously. I think the note is on the floor beside it. Back left of the ground floor, yes?

Lol ' date='that one stole my friends top when we was in the Trinity Center toliets. She left her top in the toliets when we were changing by mistake, the hobo lady went in and stayed there for like 10mins. We checked all the other toliets and it was gone..[/quote']

I was biting my tounge on this one, because it's a little unproper and maybe could be construed as mean spirited but is she getting funnier looking? I'm wondering if she's seriously ill. I'm not trying to get a cheap laugh or anything, I just wonder if anybody knows.

oh flaps to them both but i must say the mighto robocop had a cool theme tune

But, on the contary, Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince never recorded a song about Robocop like the did about Freddy in the seminal "Nightmare on my Street."

Does Robocop sleep? Because if he doesn't the match is ill and void.

Good question. Robocop sits in a massive chair innvocative of Maria's throne in Fritz Lang's Metropolis when he is not fighting crime, yet this could hardly be called sleep even if Robocop does tend to have flashbacks of important life events, like his wife kissing his eye or his son watching TV. It does beg the question, however, that even if Robocop DID sleep, would Freddy's claws be sharp enough to cut his metal body even in the Dream Realm? Would Freddy screw with Robocop some other way? Since Freddy's attacks usually result in some sort of physical harm, I'm uncertain Freddy has the ability to actually inflict this on Robocop...unless Freddy was able to convert himself into some kind of software, which he kind of did in "Freddy's Dead".

Who'd win out of Robocop and Freddy Krueger? When a winner is clearly decided, the winner will qualify onto a new round:

Facts about Robocop:

-Robocop is "Parte Hombre" (party hombre, in English) this means that he can part for 16 hours, sick a little bit and then party for another eight before running out of alchohol, at which point he goes home and cries. Why? Because there is no more party! So he make party! Because he is "Party Hombre".

-Robocop is tolerant of all races and religions, except Scientologists which Robocop believe "are a bunch of arse"

-Robocop's favorite holiday spot is Prague

-Robocop has never played the lottery because he is convinced "gambling is a sin"

Facts about Freddy:

-Freddy believes fishing should be banned. "Can you imagine walking down the street and getting a hook through your cheek?" he asks, "No. I don't think it's humane at all."

-Freddy played bass for an early incarnation of U2. "I was useless!" he laughs, "I didn't know my g-string from my boxers"

-Freddy loves apple pies. "Ha ha! I love that bramley filling!"

- Freddy is ambivelent about the war in Iraq. "I'm sure our government knows best," he says, grudgingly.

Would anyone come see them if they played Aberdeen?

I'm sure they would, but whether or not they could ever forgive themselves afterwards is a more pertinent question.

fopp is great if your taste in music is contained within the 20 different CDs they have in there

Phone me to claim your prize!

(There is no prize. But I like your style)

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Wasn't this disproven? What about anagrams that could be substituted for one another? Do I mean carp or crap?