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getting ones ''shit together'' and ''being shit'' are v different things yes/no i think so anyway I didnt mean you, I kind of assumed people in town who I talk to sometimes and even do gigs with would kinda obviously get that I dont mean them by default like please stop crying or I will as well this is such a gay scene sometimes........ (waits for another intelligent maxi rant - ''well if its too fucking gay you cunt then fuck off somewhere less gay - you cunt - leave our gay scene alone!!!'') ill probably enrage the local anti homophobia lobby now.....oooooooh shit! but some of my best mates are adorable fags so it ok! its only a word!

whats an e.p. please?

fortunatley Ive learnt to detect and avoid them ....you can actually smell them from a distance ....even over the internet Your stuff would be cool live tho, based on your doon loadable stuff, unless you decide to go hippycore or motherfucking bangra rawk!

if thats me (the brick wall) you mean, then check back to where I say ''cheers'' for the info about decent promotions....really! (pity most of em are empty* and Im not being sarcastic/ironic > I HOPE THEY DO WELL cos thats what this shithole needs) *see earlier comments ref: engaging interest of general public fucking hell you really should start to read your OWN personal forums (it does belong to you yus?....or do you share it with MMW and Hog? he he!)

never been to Malt Mill or seen an indie band, rock band/metal band for longer than it takes me to finish me voddy/go for a piss glad you are all obsessing over me like!

the exception being Pike Spiledriver who are ace

He was so bad we though he was a local support band* I nearly kicked the shit out me mate for getting me to go (cost a fucking tenner!!!) Three chords, one whiney bad song that was like Hanson trying to cover Dinosaur Junior (but in a shitty way ....cos that almost sounds slightly interesting) Dont beleive the hype Just an opinion like....... *malt mill stylee!

Ive tried watching shit I dont like* trying to convince myself to like it but I dont like it and would rather watch a decent band or better still go to a club for some proper music *consistenly seems to be any music with the any of the following words ''core'' ''grind'' ''metal'' ''motherfucking rock'' in its advertising bollocks I totally like everything else so just eliminating a few backward satan bumming hippies with widdly guitars is hardly small minded Agree with Dave that picking a gig by promoter is the way and adds a cool randomness

i like my new name

I always value the coolness of the venue and dont care what they can afford to pay us Like we could do it for money anyway??? A couple bottles of cheap merlot and some crisps is all we usually ask for in advance, if someones actually nice enough to offer some cash then its a bonus

The research look beyond twee (whats twee-er than twee) and the Mystery Jets is the best band name Ive heard for while

i do look at Kef and subsequently thats the venue i would be least likely to go to closely followed by......* given that theres only 4 or 5 venues in the town and 3 of them specialise in dull outdated shite or safe middle of the road bollocks that other towns got past at least five years ago I think I have a point if no one else on within the tiny wee world of this message bored thinks the same then Im not surprised at all * - omitted because promoters have feelings too and Im not about to start slagging of individuals, just like Im not mentioning the clever promoters with the balls to move things forward