Hardcore Mel

how original. rowan's last name is woodward and nic cage's character is called edward.

Not a gecko, but Fliss has a bearded dragon. The whole set up was pretty expensive because she had to get a tank and UV lights and heat lamps and mats and stuff. But after that, other than needing fed and occasionally cleaned out, he pretty much took care of himself.

In responce to the above Rogue rant... I have to kinda agree... In the cartoon series Rogue is cool as fuck but in all the movies she's been shite.

Rubbish. She has a rubbish power too.

To be fair on the girl... Imagine a life without loving but yeah... Bobby isn't that nice... he has a slightly irritating face and bad hair - nifty powers though. AND AND AND what was the deal with him and Kitty? The boy has a girlfriend... if I were Rogue I'd be getting some power drainage on his ass.

good idea. take some of his ice power, freeze his ba's and render him incapable of infidelity.

aye stovies should have proper beef that's been used for soup or that's left over from a roast. none o this corned beef rubbish.

it's not just based on one shop' date=' but on many stovies tried in lots of locations. and thains are just damned tasty. they melt in the mouth yet have good satisfying chunky bits in them of both beef and tatty. i'd like more than one oatcake with them though, but that's a minor quibble.[/quote']

thains do actually have amazing stovies that are almost but not quite like the stovies my grandma makes. however, they are the best stovies available from a shop.

sadly last time i had them after i night out, i vommed in the middle of the night but that was more to do with using cheap rose as a mixer in my sloe gin all night.

as for my stovie preference, i like my grandma's, which has mince AND lumps of steak, and chunks of tatties, but with a tiny bit of gravy wetness. either no sauce, or ketchup if i'm feeling, er, saucy. ahem.

I loved it. Pheonix was full-on apocalyptic awesome-ness' date=' and Beast was great too.

And the chess piece wobble was brilliant!

Death to Vinnie Joens EVER being in a film again.

Who is Moira?[/quote']

Moira McTaggart fae Muir Island! Prof X's ex bit of stuff/woman on the video screen during prof x's lecture on ethics. Most Scottish character in a comic book, ever!

Well I like Michael Moore but saying that he's a threat to the upper or middle class is just ridiculous. He's a multi-millionaire for fuck's sake.

exactly, and one who lives in one of the richest neighbourhoods in new york with a daughter in private school.

and for everyone saying the soldier has no right to sue for damages, try turning the situation round and imagining that a filmmaker used footage of you saying something without your consent AND used it entirely out of context to make it sound like you were saying something completely against what you believed in, and then made millions off of it. you'd be quick to do something about it.

Correction: You *think* I have rubbish taste. It's a matter of opinion. Perhaps check the difference between fact and opinion? anyway it's fine' date=' just means more "rubbish" men for me [/quote']

My opinion is fact

i agree that you have rubbish taste in boys

In other news;I think glyn looks kinda hot with a shaved head.

no he doesn't, he looks like he's just undergone a lobotomy.

wonderful image

Terri took offense to one of my (gay male) friends watching her 'pole dance'' date=' she started mouthing off about how she was going to beat him up and stuff because he was 'looking at her funny'.

Again I say if you don't like the attention, don't do it.[/quote']

terri's mellowed out a lot since having her baby. she's a sweetheart. i used to find her immensly annoying because she would write 'fucked up' in eyeliner on her tits. but she's done a lot of growing up.

on a side note, i once overheard another 2 attention whore types comparing abortion experiences in the moshulu toilets. classy.

I bet they would run a mile if confronted with a fanny.

now i have an image of a giant fanny with legs giving them shit on the street. that's made my day!

Oh' date=' I have two more:

1)Shitty, neddy, underage girls who go out into town at night without a jacket. What the fuck is with this? Do you not get ridiculously cold? You also look like an utter idiot.

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even better are the ones in a white mini skirt, black knee high boots, orange face, white legs, and an anorak. normally have their hair tied back with a scrunchy and can be seen outside a kebab shop crying at a boy in a ben sherman shirt.

That could well be the two I mentioned' date=' and it is if one of them had bright red hair and the other was well short. In fairness, the redhead is a lovely person so I shouldn't be too critical.[/quote']

terri? now has a kid?

that's not the fake lesbians. the fake lesbians are girls called shannon and mhairi but refer to themselves as S&M. most of us sometimes refer to them as M&S.

If you're telling me that you know at least 3 lassies with that carved into their arms' date=' then you just made my day. Scratch that, you've made my fucking decade. What a lovely thought.[/quote']

not know as in am friends with, but know as in know vaguelly from going to the club and probably have my own bitchy nickname for. all my friends are pretty emotionally stable, as far as women go.

Is a nightclub really the place for a workout though?

I've no problem with people dancing on the poles but I just wish that they'd be a little more aware that there are people walking past them. I'm fed up with nearly being whacked on the head by someones foot. In all honesty maybe the poles would be better in the back room where the DJ booth used to be.

Hmm. I was pondering the logistics of having cages in Moshulu last night' date=' only temporary ones suspended from the roof every now and again. It'd be entertaining to see drunken folk dancing in a cage me thinks [/quote']

on the other side of the argument it really hacks me off when people come to watch but stand so close to the poles that they will get kicked in the head if i spin, then look offended when i ask them to stand just a little bit further back. but then i always look for people standing too close before i do any pole tricks. i always find it's the guys who go on the poles that are the worst offenders for not watching what they're doing and kicking people in the teeth.

the ceiling's too low for poles in the backroom, and you can't poledance to chillout room music. i think it's perfectly fine to have them there, in recent months there have been a lot more girls who actually know how to do stuff going on the poles, especially on a saturday night. think it's something to do with teaser's offering lessons.

that said i agree with bass cadet about girls fake lessing it up on the poles. there used to be 2 girls who were notorious for this. we called them the fake lesbians. i think one of them works at teaser's now but they were the epitome of attention whores.

Saw it last night, it's OK, but probably the worst of the three movies. Overall it was still pretty good, and most of my quibbles are fan-boy...

Good stuff:

The Danger Room Scene (very reminiscent of 'Days of Future Past')

Wolvie in general - especially the fight with the Spyke/Marrow-style stooge

Kitty Pryde is ace, nice pink flashes on her uniform

Storm's powers have been max-ed out, she does ace stuff

Multiple Man's ruse

The adjustment of the the Dark Pheonix storyline is interesting

Iceman's groovey ice form

Beast was ace. Nice 619...and he says "Oh my stars and garters"

Magneto moving the Golden Gate Bridge was ace

*affects ridulous Scottish accent* Moira Mactaggert fae Muir Island

I repeat - SPOILERS...

Bad Stuff:

Prof X and Cyclops BOTH get killed off in the first half hour. Cyclop, IMO, is pretty integral to the X-Men, and you don't even get to see him die.

Juggernaut was SHIT SHIT SHIT

No Gambit

Rogue did fuck all

Colossus did fuck all

Mystique did fuck all

Angel did fuck all

Much more could've been made of Prof X's manipulation of Jean Grey's powers

Why make up characters for the film when there are literally thousands of minor villains to pick from the books?

Juggernaut is not a mutant, his powers come from the Cyttorak crystal - why did Leech's powers affect him?

No Juggernaut Vs Colossus fight!?

No Nightcrawler

Totally agree with the Moshulu pole rant! They should take them out or put a professional up there - although the base of the poles is far too small and no pro would work under those conditions right enough.......

actually i know a number of pro-pole dancers that love the moshulu poles. several pros regularly come to moshulu as punters and use them. there's a lot more girls going up there that can actually dance. leave them to it. it's fun, it's a good workout, if you don't wanna see em dancing, go stand at the bar or in the back room.

Its even more amusing when myself and Jake offer her a tenner to carve "I love Spike Pile Driver" into her arm. She does it and when she asks for her tenner...what tenner?

hahahaha if you guys actually did this i can probably narrow it down to within 3 girls it could actually have been.

i'd do it if you could let me know how much say i'd have over the final haircut cos i wouldn't want some sort of awful trendy thing with a thick fringe, a mullet and bad patches of colour.

Can't believe I forgot this one' date=' good call. Often seen at Fortress Weep on Friday nights. And good call about liars.[/quote']

oh man there's nothing worse than a semi-fat goth chick with badly dyed black hair in a corset with matching scrapes and scratches over her arms.

The future of Big Brother is clear! A full on house of pain' date=' BDSM compulsary for all housemates.[/quote']

Oh my God, that'd be my idea of heaven in a TV show format!

Icecream was another favourite.

I can't believe I referred to Neil as a' date=' "little angel".

I also bullied you into eating numerous other types of food (all bad for you). I love feeding people yummy things...

Remember when I used to shout at you for not finishing your tub of Phish Food? The little fishies in the tub missed their friends in your tummy, it's only fair you bring them back together [/quote']

that's the best excuse i've ever heard for finishing a tub of ice cream you really shouldn't be eating! and neil's an elf, not an angel!

i could start now on trying to recreate it by making the floors more sticky! Be rad if we can make them sticky enough to remove peoples shoes!

ahhh the palace' date=' i miss that place![/quote']

moshulu's floors are stickier than you'd think, particularly near the bar. i make this mistake every obedience school when i'm wandering over to the bar during the day, mid-getting changed and i stupidly hit the carpet in my barefeet. that feeling is so nasty!

frosty jack. can't have an old folks show without that auld cunt (love you really keith).

if they had a genuine pensioner version it might get a bit dull, what with their ever-present need to point out what the weather is like, just in case the person they're speaking to happened to miss that particular lesson in primary 1. but an aberdeen-music pensioners version might be pretty entertaining.